Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

New blog post: It's a Fucking Insult that Jeter and Cano Won Silver Sluggers http://bit.ly/YYdf3E

Lost my upper vocal range, probably screaming 90s at Daktoa Bar 3 weeks ago. it better be back soon.... :/

Feel like a new man. Got a big boy SSD, Windows 8, Office 2013 (thx BizSpark) and a new phone case/screen protector!

Margaret Schroder, you dog! Keeps tapping Mr. Slater I see

"You suck at your job, you've got a Napoleonic complex and I'm gonna fuck your mother if I ever meet her" -Billy Walsh

I am the slackiest slacker slackin'

Finally fixed my twitter app. Imported the missing tweets and for the word count page, it sorts based on usage (rather than alphabetical)

I just unlocked the "Fixer Upper" badge on @foursquare for checking in at hardware stores! Tool Time! http://4sq.com/TLsB9G

Woooooo snow! In Manhattan. Weird. Usually it's too warm here

So John Denver predicted the future with his song Rocky Mountain High?

Barack Hussein Obama. El presidente.

Parsing twitter's JSON in php and arrays and objects can seriously blow me right now.

Jeans to me: "You understand. Chris does not" #duh #imtheshit #knowitall

Whats the worst thing to say to a girl out of these three: "when's it due?" "it's that time of the month" or "stop being a cunt"

I HAVE THIS SHIT RT @UberFacts “Grammar Pedantry Syndrome” is a form of OCD in which sufferers need to correct every grammatical error.