Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Take a week off for Hanukkah or some shit. Christ.

Why the fuck is this train so crowded with no seats this morning. Fuck off. I wanted to sleep

Oh but my bed is too warm and fuzzy for me to get up...

New blog post: Who Would I Rather Spend the Day With? Kate Upton or Dave Grohl http://bit.ly/12gzR02

I need this shirt to wear to work: http://t.co/8aQo2cg

I got nines in the bedroom, glocks in the kitchen, a shotty by the shower if you wanna shoot me while I'm shittin

Fuckin bullshit. My site was down for 3 hours because the fucking webserver doesn't start on boot. Just fixed that

Like... I can't load youtube shit on 4G. And a 3G iPhone 4 loads it fine. this is horse shit

The hybrid 3G/4G radios in this piece of shit Galaxy Nexus can suck my dick.

Didn't puke and not hungover. Yeahhhh buddy

I could go for a grapefruit right now. #saturdaybrunch

Its not even possible my tab was only $35.

My twitter makes me sound like a mess. Its kind of a joke / entertainment you guys. Everything's fine.

This is what working for my company does to you. Turns you into a fuckin stressed ass zombie that turns to stupid shit to get by at life.