Our new corporate logo is goatse central. Looks like a gaping asshole

Saturday, November 10, 2012 04:37:59 PM from Twitter for Android

The killahs!!!!!

Saturday, November 10, 2012 04:36:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Brunch is over. Lets play Edward 40 hands. Or meat or pussy

Saturday, November 10, 2012 04:10:58 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1969, "Sesame Street" debuted on PBS. It's the show that teaches children to play with that green thing living ...

Saturday, November 10, 2012 03:59:09 PM from Twitter for Android

My legs are sexy as fuck in these Diesels

Saturday, November 10, 2012 03:36:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Impressed "I'll get the steak and eggs. Hold the eggs and replace it with bacon"

Saturday, November 10, 2012 03:07:27 PM from Twitter for Android

My eyes might tear

Friday, November 09, 2012 10:53:54 PM from Twitter for Android

No. No. No. Pearl jams black cannot come on here. Fucker

Friday, November 09, 2012 10:53:22 PM from Twitter for Android

DAT GUITAR SOLO. Pearl Jam. Alive.

Friday, November 09, 2012 10:50:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Vincent. Amanda. Yous two need to fuck. If you don't I'll be disappointed.

Friday, November 09, 2012 10:39:50 PM from Twitter for Android

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Friday, November 09, 2012 10:29:06 PM from Twitter for Android

I have a man crush on Dave Grohl http://t.co/Nsd3yfX

Friday, November 09, 2012 10:25:31 PM from Instagram

One baby to another says I'm lucky to have met you

Friday, November 09, 2012 09:35:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Alice in chains then Nirvana on at this bar. I'm in heaven

Friday, November 09, 2012 09:33:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Pockets you fuckin piece of shit. Thanks for skipping the tech team in your shout out.

Friday, November 09, 2012 05:38:22 PM from Twitter for Android