Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

This is why voting in the United States is a fucking joke. http://t.co/YzwYMfl

RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Regret in devops is when you are monitor cloud instance which was terminate of last week.

Tits! Meetings! Enjoyyyyyyy

"Wait. He inherited her last name?!?! What a bitch. I'm gonna tap that ass."

Beers are going down realll smooth, you guys

Yay I hope we get a blizzard RT @tomwcleary Another nor'easter could be on the way for Thanksgiving week: http://t.co/cES1yjo #ctweather

Bam Bam on the Flinstones should have been called Bang Bang.

Overheard in the morning: "It looks like I just got fucked. That's because I did get fucked"

I need 3-4 fucking clones of me right now. fuck man

This guy can go fuck his mother. he's the worst: https://t.co/QzNAeT2

If Gretchen Mol is 40, then bring me a cougar. Welp, maybe I'm just into older redheads

So Angela Darmody banged a guy she thought looked like her son and screamed his name in bed? #sick #boardwalkempire

Lol. The NYC comptroller is Asian. #math #smart

@ky9 I would commit a crime if my FiOS went out. It's like the best thing ever

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Uberfacts basically said I need shrooms to be creative. Welp, no wonder I'm so uncreative