Hardly drank yet. Went over to Alexey and Niraj and took 3 shots. Fuckin A

Friday, December 14, 2012 07:18:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Motherfuckin CHRISTMAS party... You happy now, @RockNationRadio? Fuckin A, I was trying to be neutral.

Friday, December 14, 2012 05:58:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

Office holiday party tonight. #fired

Friday, December 14, 2012 05:43:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

I don't think @MalJNew was too pleased I was going around strutting my ass on the sales floor, getting mad head turns

Friday, December 14, 2012 02:50:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck is wrong with people these days #Newtown

Friday, December 14, 2012 02:06:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

DAT ASS @MalJNew

Friday, December 14, 2012 09:52:16 AM from Twitter Web Client

Elise just made me do two shots of Hennessey. She's the blackest.

Thursday, December 13, 2012 08:44:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Our recruiters here suck ass. Sent me a guy to interview and I googled his name and his Google+ says "I suck at time management" FUCK OFF

Thursday, December 13, 2012 01:50:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

Moreeeeee sexy Dave on drums. #wahh

Thursday, December 13, 2012 01:05:25 AM from Twitter for Android

#121312Concert

Thursday, December 13, 2012 01:02:26 AM from Twitter for Android

I have a touch of the gay for Dave Grohl

Thursday, December 13, 2012 01:02:10 AM from Twitter for Android

Omg I want his hair.

Thursday, December 13, 2012 01:00:21 AM from Twitter for Android

OMG Dave Grohl!!!!

Thursday, December 13, 2012 12:59:18 AM from Twitter for Android

I WANT DAVE #121212concert

Thursday, December 13, 2012 12:40:40 AM from Twitter for Android

I just unlocked the 'Be Robin Hood #121212concert' badge for showing my support for Sandy relief efforts! http://4sq.com/Z1BD7q

Wednesday, December 12, 2012 11:33:53 PM from foursquare