THERE'S A MONSTERRRRRRR. AT THE END OF THIS BOOK http://t.co/Fj0m4vI

Friday, November 16, 2012 06:26:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

BUTTERFLYYY IN THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Friday, November 16, 2012 06:23:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

My boss is a fucking baller: "Gonna step out, buy a bottle of gin, be right back. No joke, buying a bottle of gin"

Friday, November 16, 2012 06:16:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @Colithika: The lion king is amazing!!!

Friday, November 16, 2012 04:10:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: How Pimp is This Stache Watch? http://t.co/htUDrqK

Friday, November 16, 2012 03:34:02 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I don't want this moustache watch... I NEEEED IT: http://t.co/AywVMkR

Friday, November 16, 2012 03:28:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

When life gives you lemons... Strut dat ass

Friday, November 16, 2012 02:04:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Mmmmm. Free pizza. Thanks @mercurypay

Friday, November 16, 2012 11:41:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

[11/15/2012 5:53:40 PM] Xtina: http://t.co/YYQdRzP

Friday, November 16, 2012 09:01:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

Well fuck

Thursday, November 15, 2012 09:39:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Some more skrilla from those bitches

Thursday, November 15, 2012 08:00:19 PM from Twitter for Android

I am naming my next ulcer "Booker"

Thursday, November 15, 2012 03:13:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

These Ukranians do whatever the fuck I say. It's awesome. I could tell them to put a dick in the app and they'd do it.

Thursday, November 15, 2012 02:07:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

DLK witnessed a temper tantrum of me screaming fuck multiple times & slamming my computer around because it kept freezing. He was concerned

Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:41:25 AM from Twitter Web Client

To do: work bullshit and install android 4.2 on my phone (some hot ASOP binaries, right off Google's servers)

Thursday, November 15, 2012 12:10:02 AM from Twitter Web Client