THERE'S A MONSTERRRRRRR. AT THE END OF THIS BOOK http://t.co/Fj0m4vI
Friday, November 16, 2012 06:26:06 PM from Twitter Web Client
BUTTERFLYYY IN THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Friday, November 16, 2012 06:23:42 PM from Twitter Web Client
My boss is a fucking baller: "Gonna step out, buy a bottle of gin, be right back. No joke, buying a bottle of gin"
Friday, November 16, 2012 06:16:21 PM from Twitter Web Client
RT @Colithika: The lion king is amazing!!!
Friday, November 16, 2012 04:10:30 PM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: How Pimp is This Stache Watch? http://t.co/htUDrqK
Friday, November 16, 2012 03:34:02 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
I don't want this moustache watch... I NEEEED IT: http://t.co/AywVMkR
Friday, November 16, 2012 03:28:13 PM from Twitter Web Client
When life gives you lemons... Strut dat ass
Friday, November 16, 2012 02:04:35 PM from Twitter for Android
Mmmmm. Free pizza. Thanks @mercurypay
Friday, November 16, 2012 11:41:23 AM from Twitter Web Client
[11/15/2012 5:53:40 PM] Xtina: http://t.co/YYQdRzP
Friday, November 16, 2012 09:01:50 AM from Twitter Web Client
Well fuck
Thursday, November 15, 2012 09:39:18 PM from Twitter for Android
Some more skrilla from those bitches
Thursday, November 15, 2012 08:00:19 PM from Twitter for Android
I am naming my next ulcer "Booker"
Thursday, November 15, 2012 03:13:12 PM from Twitter Web Client
These Ukranians do whatever the fuck I say. It's awesome. I could tell them to put a dick in the app and they'd do it.
Thursday, November 15, 2012 02:07:32 PM from Twitter Web Client
DLK witnessed a temper tantrum of me screaming fuck multiple times & slamming my computer around because it kept freezing. He was concerned
Thursday, November 15, 2012 10:41:25 AM from Twitter Web Client
To do: work bullshit and install android 4.2 on my phone (some hot ASOP binaries, right off Google's servers)
Thursday, November 15, 2012 12:10:02 AM from Twitter Web Client