Bring me this mother drummer! http://t.co/Zzd8zcT
Sunday, November 18, 2012 08:40:02 PM from Twitter Web Client
Wait. If a pigs tail is squiggly, is a pigs dick squiggly?
Sunday, November 18, 2012 04:10:01 AM from Twitter for Android
Delete that shit. Two midgets and a horse
Sunday, November 18, 2012 04:08:40 AM from Twitter for Android
Two bitches and a horse or else it isn't even worth my time.
Sunday, November 18, 2012 04:06:58 AM from Twitter for Android
She's doing bitch face! http://t.co/GwtuT1C
I just smacked DAT ass and said "you got a black ass, gurrrrrrl"
Saturday, November 17, 2012 09:46:18 PM from Twitter for Android
Vagina phone!
Saturday, November 17, 2012 07:52:27 PM from Twitter for Android
This cabbie smells like fuckin onions. Big deal. Happens
Friday, November 16, 2012 09:34:34 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm the cockiest motherfucker going but I mean hey.... when your that hot. God damn right.
Friday, November 16, 2012 08:57:36 PM from Twitter for Android
Struttin dat ass over to Down The Hatch. Enjoyyyyyy fuckers
Friday, November 16, 2012 07:05:41 PM from Twitter Web Client
Since when does fuckin beer stain your shirt? I look like I got jizzed on. All because I was laughing at @BadPointer's antics
Friday, November 16, 2012 07:01:59 PM from Twitter Web Client
Fuckin A. I am going to punish you (with my dick) for asking "Is Jersey even New York?"
Friday, November 16, 2012 06:45:56 PM from Twitter Web Client