Bring me this mother drummer! http://t.co/Zzd8zcT

Sunday, November 18, 2012 08:40:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yo

Sunday, November 18, 2012 05:24:22 AM from Twitter for Android

Wait. If a pigs tail is squiggly, is a pigs dick squiggly?

Sunday, November 18, 2012 04:10:01 AM from Twitter for Android

Delete that shit. Two midgets and a horse

Sunday, November 18, 2012 04:08:40 AM from Twitter for Android

Two bitches and a horse or else it isn't even worth my time.

Sunday, November 18, 2012 04:06:58 AM from Twitter for Android

She's doing bitch face! http://t.co/GwtuT1C

Saturday, November 17, 2012 11:22:27 PM from Instagram

I just smacked DAT ass and said "you got a black ass, gurrrrrrl"

Saturday, November 17, 2012 09:46:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Vagina phone!

Saturday, November 17, 2012 07:52:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Mmmmm.

Saturday, November 17, 2012 07:50:13 PM from Twitter for Android

This cabbie smells like fuckin onions. Big deal. Happens

Friday, November 16, 2012 09:34:34 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm the cockiest motherfucker going but I mean hey.... when your that hot. God damn right.

Friday, November 16, 2012 08:57:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Struttin dat ass over to Down The Hatch. Enjoyyyyyy fuckers

Friday, November 16, 2012 07:05:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

Since when does fuckin beer stain your shirt? I look like I got jizzed on. All because I was laughing at @BadPointer's antics

Friday, November 16, 2012 07:01:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fuckin A. I am going to punish you (with my dick) for asking "Is Jersey even New York?"

Friday, November 16, 2012 06:45:56 PM from Twitter Web Client