Lol John Stelatte. What a fuckin joke

Thursday, November 22, 2012 12:35:31 AM from Twitter for Android

This is after they dumped beer on my sexy assed jeans

Thursday, November 22, 2012 12:34:47 AM from Twitter for Android

John: "It's okay. It all rubs in!"

Thursday, November 22, 2012 12:34:08 AM from Twitter for Android

Bau. Play with me

Thursday, November 22, 2012 12:06:14 AM from Twitter for Android

Ihhh. Gin and cider tastes like ballllsack. Not that I ever licked balls

Wednesday, November 21, 2012 10:31:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo. Remember the last time we walked to mickeys and I puked in the snow and then ate it to wash my mouth and then drank more?

Wednesday, November 21, 2012 10:29:11 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean.... I was uncool as fuck in high school. And now I'm wearing a horse shirt.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012 10:27:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Mmm beer and amaretto @Waspito @SonicBlur23

Wednesday, November 21, 2012 09:57:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Firefox 17 released and the only notable feature is some Facebook bs? Fuck that noise. How about the stop sucking a cock like Chrome.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012 09:11:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Kev's got the red and black lumberjack. Without the hat to match

Wednesday, November 21, 2012 06:25:06 PM from Twitter for Android

#theytriedtomakemegotorehab

Wednesday, November 21, 2012 04:59:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

Love this place. Came in all fucked up, worked a bit, went to the bar, and am now drinking/working and fixing shit like a boss

Wednesday, November 21, 2012 04:46:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

⚡CRASHES

Wednesday, November 21, 2012 02:54:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Lightning Crashes is on!!! (@ Dakota Roadhouse) http://4sq.com/UJJ9eS

Wednesday, November 21, 2012 02:52:28 PM from foursquare

Welp, that shits wearing off because I'm starting to stress out again

Wednesday, November 21, 2012 11:29:49 AM from Twitter Web Client