New blog post: I Hope Joseph Lhota and All MTA Board Members Die of Hepatits http://t.co/MSSzXUu

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 11:26:22 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

" You mount the woman, son....or else, send her out to me, huh?"

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 10:25:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Childhood! http://t.co/jrqLFqk #GetGlue #GrumpyOldMen

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 08:18:16 PM from GetGlue.com

I think this office needs a scrolling marquee

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 05:02:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu No. That was just a quote here

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 04:39:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

There's my two week notice right there. Next week I'm here. The week after is the rest of my vacation days. Fuckin enjoyyyyyyyyyyy

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 04:30:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

Derick: "He's Fake GoDaddy. He's JoeDaddy"

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 03:49:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

Firefox is a piece of shit

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 02:54:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yeah just raise all the fuckin shit. Make it $600, I don't give a fuck #MTA

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 12:29:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

Why is it that cat people are fucking obsessed about their cats and taking in strays and talking about them nonstop. Fuck cats. #dogsson

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 10:16:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

James asked Sam if he could work from home Friday because there's going to be a major earthquake #craycray

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 09:28:01 AM from Twitter Web Client

I want to bang you dirty.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012 10:27:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Tits. Out.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012 09:35:04 PM from Twitter for Android

About time these POlice write mother fuckin tickets for these homeless wastes

Tuesday, December 18, 2012 09:17:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Shit. Just realized Ashling is rocking hoops like a black girl. Didn't even notice

Tuesday, December 18, 2012 08:47:26 PM from Twitter for Android