This dumb blonde bitch is paid all day to shop online and steal my equipment

Wednesday, November 28, 2012 04:39:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

And for that, the price just went up 10%

Wednesday, November 28, 2012 03:25:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

@scoopANDslam Name it "Yo Player" #wifi

In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet

Wednesday, November 28, 2012 12:31:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

Got 99 problems, but a batch file ain't one

Wednesday, November 28, 2012 12:19:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

I would bang my bolognese sauce. So nom. Especially as leftovers.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012 12:19:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

Niraj... Actually go home. Sitting next to me, I might murder you...

Wednesday, November 28, 2012 10:15:02 AM from Twitter Web Client

Niraj is about to give me a nervous breakdown

Wednesday, November 28, 2012 09:57:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

Just ran an AnTuTu benchmark on my Nexus 7 and Galaxy Nexus. The 7 hit 12791 while the GNex was 7564. Wonder how the Nexus 4 does?

Wednesday, November 28, 2012 01:42:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: See, I called It http://bit.ly/UWBzzy

Tuesday, November 27, 2012 08:43:43 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Maaaaaaa!!! I don't wanna go to school today!!!

Tuesday, November 27, 2012 07:49:37 AM from Twitter for Android

Just called Kevin Rose a bitch...

Monday, November 26, 2012 08:49:31 PM from Twitter for Android

@kevinrose Android 4.2 > iOS, bitch!

In reply to @kevinrose's tweet

Monday, November 26, 2012 08:49:08 PM from Twitter for Android

For whatever reason, its been soooo trippy to type on my phone keyboard for the past two days. Wonder why...

Monday, November 26, 2012 06:10:43 PM from Twitter for Android

My sauce. Your mouth. Boom. Done. Ova. http://t.co/oYHafhN

Monday, November 26, 2012 05:43:01 PM from Instagram

The dude operating this train is amateur as fuck. Takes forever to pull a train into the station at 2mph. Learn to spot quicker, asshat.

Monday, November 26, 2012 02:50:13 PM from Twitter for Android