Merry Christmas Eve!!! http://t.co/4MOyOpm #GetGlue #ThePolarExpress
When will twitter let me export all of my tweets? Need to import them into my own DB so my app can be complete! It's missing some from 2008
Monday, December 24, 2012 05:14:43 PM from Twitter Web Client
So smiley at this early morning hour on Christmas Eve!!!
Monday, December 24, 2012 04:14:50 AM from Twitter for Android
The Mover just called me Vito, Phil and then Bob... Whoops
Sunday, December 23, 2012 11:47:58 PM from Twitter for Android
My new twitter background image is baller (might have to view it from the web)
Sunday, December 23, 2012 09:59:03 PM from Twitter Web Client
These two degenerates only talk about gambling
Sunday, December 23, 2012 07:29:34 PM from Twitter for Android
The Yankees are a fucking joke team this season
Sunday, December 23, 2012 01:17:02 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm legit gonna put a hose in my ass and hook it up to my house. Supplemental methane will lower my con ed bill.
Sunday, December 23, 2012 02:43:35 AM from Twitter for Android
I don't understand how its possible for a human to be that flatulent for three days straight
Sunday, December 23, 2012 02:42:17 AM from Twitter for Android
" Hirxhsd a ride homep" -@MalJNew
Sunday, December 23, 2012 02:37:49 AM from Twitter for Android
Haven't played killing floor in over a year. Joined random server. 489 zombies killed. Beat the patriarch. ENJOYYYYY
Sunday, December 23, 2012 01:49:17 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'm watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II http://is.gd/VbXkbP #GetGlue #HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows
@MalJNew stop being a lady
Saturday, December 22, 2012 08:21:40 PM from Twitter for Android
I need Pearl Jam's Ten on vinyl: http://t.co/H6x6UxM
Saturday, December 22, 2012 01:56:42 PM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Fuck a War http://bit.ly/103LRDm
Saturday, December 22, 2012 01:16:25 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog