Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

And when you lose control. You reap the harvest you have sewn

Fuckin sausage fest I'm at. How the fuck is the guys pisser line like 4x longer than the womens

🎶🎶"Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland awayyyyyyyyy" 🎵🎵

Ice cold in here and I love it

Made the mistake of seeing a pink Floyd cover band without a fat blunt

Tom Petty is on. Yeahhhhhhhgh buddy

I just had three hot dogs. Fatty

Didn't even leave work yet and I'll say this: Can't drink like I used to, you guys.

I'm a cray

New blog post: Using "Suck a Dick" In a Derogatory Way http://bit.ly/V8tcjU

That's another thing Xtina and I have in common. Can say something sucks a dick and she'll agree with me. Unlike girls who like to suck a d

Will the motherfuckin subway alert system stop sending me email on how the 4/5 trains suck a dick and break down. I get it. Stop spamming me

This beer is starting to do its job

let the beer flow mang

Was going to get a beer, but got a sassy look from the sassy accounting girls. Will wait until they're not looking.