My type of reading. RT @jiaaro Javascript for Assholes http://t.co/1oFnPPt …is pretty awesome

Friday, November 30, 2012 11:51:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

Niraj: "Joe. I will buy you two shots if you get QANYC set up with 9.0 by the end of next week. Two shots. One for you and one for me"

Friday, November 30, 2012 10:35:10 AM from Twitter Web Client

STRUT DAT ASS! STURT DAT ASS! STRUT DAT ASS!!!

Friday, November 30, 2012 10:09:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

Thanks mom for reminding me to to get anyone pregnant

Friday, November 30, 2012 10:09:20 AM from Twitter Web Client

Michelle just asked me what a Brollout script was. Uh.. A rollout script for bros, duh. So we can release our brogrammers' code

Friday, November 30, 2012 09:59:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

If you smell like piss-soaked, cheesy ballsack with shit on top, please refrain from using the subway. People like this should be killed.Thx

Friday, November 30, 2012 09:30:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

Yo @lennon... Tweet from the past: https://t.co/EZhrDG2

Thursday, November 29, 2012 09:16:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

There is a guy literally paying metro north in coins. Classic move. conductor wanted to murder him.

Thursday, November 29, 2012 06:53:15 PM from Twitter for Android

This new dude we hired looks exactly like a fatter version of Nardo

Thursday, November 29, 2012 12:24:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

In the following order: "Jesus, Benjamin Franklin, Gio"

Thursday, November 29, 2012 10:02:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

Thanks XTina! 12 free large Dunkin coffees!

Thursday, November 29, 2012 09:48:57 AM from Twitter Web Client

I wonder what it would be like to jack off in space. All weightless and shit...

Wednesday, November 28, 2012 10:58:41 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @yelling_bird: PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE

Wednesday, November 28, 2012 06:54:19 PM from Twitter for Android

What I sent to our product team regarding our mobile app http://t.co/BYdblBf

Wednesday, November 28, 2012 05:31:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

Our mobile apps are fucking pieces of shit.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012 05:07:39 PM from Twitter Web Client