Xtina: "Joe, What am I thinking?" Me: "You want to have a beer with me"
Thursday, December 27, 2012 02:54:47 PM from Twitter Web Client
Fuckin A. Casino is on? That's it. Grabbing a beer and kickin it for the rest of the workday
Thursday, December 27, 2012 02:16:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Gonna start drinking in an hour
Thursday, December 27, 2012 02:06:18 PM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: It's Not Cheating If You Bang Someone Else In Space, Right? http://bit.ly/12RwDQS
Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:59:45 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Fuck did I remember to flush the toilet or did I leave a present? gotta go check now. There's like 3 guys working today. They'll catch on
Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:51:11 AM from Twitter Web Client
All you fuckers know I'm the absolute shit, right? | Shit | (get it?)
Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:42:47 AM from Twitter Web Client
Cadet spent two hours on something I fixed in 45 seconds.
Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:23:48 AM from Twitter Web Client
Walks in. Drops database.
Thursday, December 27, 2012 09:09:44 AM from Twitter Web Client
Marnie on Girls always has huge pupils. Wonder how many painkillers she pops...
Thursday, December 27, 2012 02:46:43 AM from Twitter for Android
There's a psycho walking around Grand Central with an umbrella pretending it's a shotgun. I looked at him funny and he pretended to shoot me
Wednesday, December 26, 2012 10:48:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Love me a Scorsese mob movie! http://t.co/8VUfHAr #GetGlue #GoodFellas
So you think Santa and Mrs. Claus still bang?
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 09:11:34 PM from Twitter for Android
KFC hit the nail on the head: http://t.co/MVjIwxK
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 02:13:48 AM from Twitter Web Client
Little observation... The polar express isn't very express.... It makes a few stops.
Monday, December 24, 2012 11:58:59 PM from Twitter for Android