Cisco's gf said I was funny. I asked her "whatdda ya mean funny? Funny how" #goodfellas

Saturday, December 29, 2012 01:56:52 AM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew Get away from my man. Only I van fuck him sideways up down left and right. Not you

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Saturday, December 29, 2012 01:38:03 AM from Twitter for Android

Just sexted @colithika: "Throw mother fuckin back. Pussy hot sluts bang bang skeet skeet"

Saturday, December 29, 2012 01:37:21 AM from Twitter for Android

"How does it feel?" Me: "It'll feel better when I hold you down on your bed"

Saturday, December 29, 2012 01:29:58 AM from Twitter for Android

To the cunt on this train who said she'd rather die than smell my McDonalds: I hope you off yourself from anorexia

Saturday, December 29, 2012 01:29:39 AM from Twitter for Android

@VtotheFlo I'll be fine son

Saturday, December 29, 2012 12:56:34 AM from Twitter for Android

Legit shouting match.

Saturday, December 29, 2012 12:55:27 AM from Twitter for Android

Players about to bust out a gat

Saturday, December 29, 2012 12:55:05 AM from Twitter for Android

This is the hoodest mother fuckin McDonalds I've ever been to. Never feared for my life more.

Saturday, December 29, 2012 12:54:54 AM from Twitter for Android

Derick: "Bacterial viruses" he corrected himself though so he's coo

Friday, December 28, 2012 11:52:22 PM from Twitter for Android

4 Alice in chains song on in a row at Rudy's. Yeahhhhhh buddy

Friday, December 28, 2012 11:48:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Boot and rally

Friday, December 28, 2012 11:44:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Just puked at Rudy's from fuckin tequila all over the toilet seat. Peed it off to clean it. Winning

Friday, December 28, 2012 11:44:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Some dude keeps playing Alice in Chains at Rudy's. Love it

Friday, December 28, 2012 11:43:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Derick "I'm not drinking that shit. That's how you get hepatitis"

Friday, December 28, 2012 11:25:15 PM from Twitter for Android