And I just spilled #fuckinhammeredrightnow

Friday, December 07, 2012 04:24:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

Huglon, commenting on how I didn't think of some easy solution: "This is why I stopped smoking weed when I was 6. I got my memory back."

Friday, December 07, 2012 03:41:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

found about a thousand bugs in my build scripts, you guys

Friday, December 07, 2012 03:21:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

The Galaxy Nexus to Nexus 4 upgrade is equivalent to the iPhone 4 to iPhone 4s upgrade.

Friday, December 07, 2012 01:14:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

Our office coffee is so bad, we brewed a pot without any grounds and it still came out brown. I'm enjoying my Dunkin thanks

Friday, December 07, 2012 12:43:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

it's 10:21AM. Can we start drinking? Is there beer in the keg?

Friday, December 07, 2012 10:22:13 AM from Twitter Web Client

Marco's Nexus 4 is so sexy. It kinda looks like a Galaxy Nexus, but thinner and faster. And my OS is the same version as that, so whatever.

Friday, December 07, 2012 09:51:30 AM from Twitter Web Client

YEAHHHH THEY COME TO SNUFF RJE ROISTER

Thursday, December 06, 2012 07:44:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Dave Grohl. I want drum lessons!

Thursday, December 06, 2012 07:31:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Finalbuilder is being cuntish

Thursday, December 06, 2012 03:30:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

These fucking elevators suck a dick

Thursday, December 06, 2012 01:31:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Sam: "How come no one invented gifs with audio?" Me; "Well,that's just a video"

Thursday, December 06, 2012 11:31:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

So this means I get more skrilla, right: http://t.co/91agizy

Thursday, December 06, 2012 11:01:20 AM from Twitter Web Client

Project managers can fucking suck it so hard.

Thursday, December 06, 2012 09:08:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

Would be nice if I didn't get the shits every other day...

Thursday, December 06, 2012 02:33:52 AM from Twitter Web Client