"I'm buying some new kicks because my kicks is busted"

Friday, December 21, 2012 10:21:38 PM from Twitter for Android

That tequila is like Jesus peed in a cup

Friday, December 21, 2012 09:38:18 PM from Twitter for Android

"If TK had a house party, I'd leave her an upper decker"

Friday, December 21, 2012 09:24:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Gio: "Holy shit. Her ass is too low. How do you fuck that?"

Friday, December 21, 2012 09:19:08 PM from Twitter for Android

gassy as a bastard

Friday, December 21, 2012 01:57:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm sorry, but George W. Bush's daughters are really hot.

Thursday, December 20, 2012 08:57:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Some herb would sort this all out... You know... "Chamomile tea"

Thursday, December 20, 2012 04:32:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Yes. Puking in a bag during the lunch hour rush while sober is a great look for me.

Thursday, December 20, 2012 04:15:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Think I have a little stomach bug. Ripped ass at desk. Fucking vile. I'm going home.

Thursday, December 20, 2012 11:14:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: I Hope Joseph Lhota and All MTA Board Members Die of Hepatits http://t.co/MSSzXUu

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 11:26:22 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

" You mount the woman, son....or else, send her out to me, huh?"

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 10:25:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Childhood! http://t.co/jrqLFqk #GetGlue #GrumpyOldMen

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 08:18:16 PM from GetGlue.com

I think this office needs a scrolling marquee

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 05:02:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu No. That was just a quote here

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 04:39:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

There's my two week notice right there. Next week I'm here. The week after is the rest of my vacation days. Fuckin enjoyyyyyyyyyyy

Wednesday, December 19, 2012 04:30:59 PM from Twitter Web Client