I can type surprisingly well because I'm actually trying, cunts
Saturday, December 08, 2012 01:52:31 AM from Twitter for Android
Someone bring me some mother fuckin weed and xanax
Saturday, December 08, 2012 01:48:46 AM from Twitter for Android
Fuck. Me. In the ass
Saturday, December 08, 2012 01:47:16 AM from Twitter for Android
Uhhhhgh. Jesus Christ on the cross
Saturday, December 08, 2012 01:47:01 AM from Twitter for Android
This is fuckin karma. I wasn't sympathetic enough for the bitch ass who missed her stop on Tuesday
Saturday, December 08, 2012 01:44:16 AM from Twitter for Android
Fuckin dentist appointment. Would've stayed in the city. Jesus Fucking Christ
Saturday, December 08, 2012 01:39:04 AM from Twitter for Android
Son of a bitch these players hate me. Time to move out
Saturday, December 08, 2012 01:38:02 AM from Twitter for Android
Cock sucker mother fucker
Saturday, December 08, 2012 01:33:01 AM from Twitter for Android
Like. I'm never back in this ducking place and one time I do I'm a drunk mother fucker
Saturday, December 08, 2012 01:32:43 AM from Twitter for Android
@kerbear88 you take the 4/5 every morning? Mal thought she saw you yesterday
Saturday, December 08, 2012 01:31:41 AM from Twitter for Android
The one fucking time I decide to come back to fucking bitch ass Westchester, I sleep past my stop
Saturday, December 08, 2012 01:30:34 AM from Twitter for Android
Rocks in my mother fuckin head to take this dumbass drunkass train home
Saturday, December 08, 2012 12:54:47 AM from Twitter for Android
Two things: I'm air drumming to AC/DC. And Scott better tap this chicks pussy but he won't
Friday, December 07, 2012 08:30:04 PM from Twitter for Android
Me: "I can't even drink anymore" My boss: "come on man. What the hell is wrong with you"
Friday, December 07, 2012 05:14:05 PM from Twitter Web Client