Derick: "That's a pretty roundabout way of doing things wrong. And that takes creativity"

Monday, December 10, 2012 03:40:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

Son of a bitch. Was just informed by @RockNationRadio that Dave Grohl was at Sirius and I didn't get the invite. http://t.co/Iou7vSn

Monday, December 10, 2012 01:23:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @Lennon I HAVE VERY IMPORTANT GCHAT/GSEXTING CONVERSATIONS TO FINISH.

Monday, December 10, 2012 12:18:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

You mean to tell me that I actually have to use that piece of shit Firefox browser now? Wheres my IE10?

Monday, December 10, 2012 12:17:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

Google Chrome keeps crashing, because it's proabbly calling home to Google

Monday, December 10, 2012 11:56:24 AM from Twitter Web Client

502 bad gateway on Gmail. Almost as bad as our mobile app

Monday, December 10, 2012 11:55:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

Oh my gawddd. Gmail is teh broken

Monday, December 10, 2012 11:54:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

Sam just broke Gmail

Monday, December 10, 2012 11:52:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

@michellemm22 Article bothers me because they used British English instead of American English

In reply to @michellemm22's tweet

Monday, December 10, 2012 11:12:21 AM from Twitter Web Client

I need this puppy. I will love the shit out of her: http://t.co/l2cvATC

Monday, December 10, 2012 10:41:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

Take a week off for Hanukkah or some shit. Christ.

Monday, December 10, 2012 08:08:08 AM from Twitter for Android

Why the fuck is this train so crowded with no seats this morning. Fuck off. I wanted to sleep

Monday, December 10, 2012 08:05:41 AM from Twitter for Android

Oh but my bed is too warm and fuzzy for me to get up...

Monday, December 10, 2012 07:31:36 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Who Would I Rather Spend the Day With? Kate Upton or Dave Grohl http://bit.ly/12gzR02

Monday, December 10, 2012 02:30:55 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I need this shirt to wear to work: http://t.co/8aQo2cg

Monday, December 10, 2012 12:30:51 AM from Twitter Web Client