SHIT. About a girl is on at Dakota Bar.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012 07:46:52 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm gonna go home, watch the nirvana reunion and do one one one karaoke with myself. #loser

Wednesday, December 12, 2012 07:46:29 PM from Twitter for Android

@thomaswood was referring to that

In reply to @thomaswood's tweet

Wednesday, December 12, 2012 04:31:54 PM from Twitter for Android

DAVE GROHL TONIGHT KHASdbvjkahsdbfklahsdbfklbhdsfkadsbflafbkdsladsf

Wednesday, December 12, 2012 01:59:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

Happy 12/12/12 day!

Wednesday, December 12, 2012 09:41:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: 90% of problem in devops can able solve with one of 3 thing: 1) SSD 2) CDN 3) AWS

Tuesday, December 11, 2012 10:49:31 PM from Twitter for Android

#nofilter http://t.co/2wJSWbv

Tuesday, December 11, 2012 06:15:30 PM from Instagram

Going home and drinking and chilling the most you guys. bullshit day

Tuesday, December 11, 2012 05:52:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

Is it pronounced Ton Ton? Toon Toon? Ten Ten? Tuhn Tuhn?

Tuesday, December 11, 2012 09:09:21 AM from Twitter Web Client

Interacting with Redis in php is easy as fuck using Predis. Even a half assed, hack brogrammer like myself can easily do it!

Tuesday, December 11, 2012 01:06:21 AM from Twitter Web Client

php/redis/ Predis library: my anti-drug. Booker: my pro-drug

Monday, December 10, 2012 08:08:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

I think I just dropped a bigger log than Elise.

Monday, December 10, 2012 07:32:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Seriously. It's like the internet decided to fucking shut off the minute I woke up and pulled out my phone. And it needed a reboot.

Monday, December 10, 2012 07:01:55 PM from Twitter for Android

The radios in my phone are driving me batshit on the grounds that I NEVER FUCKING HAVE INTERNET

Monday, December 10, 2012 06:59:25 PM from Twitter for Android

"This 4 train smells like musty dick" -@MalJNew

Monday, December 10, 2012 06:57:02 PM from Twitter for Android