Elise just made me do two shots of Hennessey. She's the blackest.
Thursday, December 13, 2012 08:44:31 PM from Twitter for Android
Our recruiters here suck ass. Sent me a guy to interview and I googled his name and his Google+ says "I suck at time management" FUCK OFF
Thursday, December 13, 2012 01:50:43 PM from Twitter Web Client
Moreeeeee sexy Dave on drums. #wahh
Thursday, December 13, 2012 01:05:25 AM from Twitter for Android
I have a touch of the gay for Dave Grohl
Thursday, December 13, 2012 01:02:10 AM from Twitter for Android
Omg I want his hair.
Thursday, December 13, 2012 01:00:21 AM from Twitter for Android
OMG Dave Grohl!!!!
Thursday, December 13, 2012 12:59:18 AM from Twitter for Android
I WANT DAVE #121212concert
Thursday, December 13, 2012 12:40:40 AM from Twitter for Android
I just unlocked the 'Be Robin Hood #121212concert' badge for showing my support for Sandy relief efforts! http://4sq.com/Z1BD7q
Fuck you looking at, cunt
Wednesday, December 12, 2012 10:12:13 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuck Williams bridge and all these piece of shit Bronx stops. Metro north should skip the Bronx. Its for better people
Wednesday, December 12, 2012 09:54:33 PM from Twitter for Android
I just reached Level 4 of the "Historian" badge on @foursquare. I’ve found 10 historic places where the @History Chann http://4sq.com/TaGTiI
Don't get chicken at mitherfuckin McDonalds because the probably slaughter it. Fuckers took 20 minutes.
Wednesday, December 12, 2012 09:04:25 PM from Twitter for Android