I'm just doing my job, you know so say uncle and we'll take you to the mental health zoo!
Wednesday, January 02, 2013 03:29:19 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm watching Borat http://t.co/HpxKSsj #GetGlue #Borat
I think its almost time for the first poop of 2013
Tuesday, January 01, 2013 01:00:10 AM from Twitter for Android
"It's called Mexican women and they ride the 7 all day long"
Monday, December 31, 2012 10:33:13 PM from Twitter for Android
Fergie is also hammered and eye fucking the camera
Monday, December 31, 2012 09:48:27 PM from Twitter for Android
"Oh Dick Clark... They should have dug him up for this" -Mikey
Monday, December 31, 2012 09:48:09 PM from Twitter for Android
Carlie Rae Jepson EWWWWWW. She's singing call me maybe like 3 octaves lower
Monday, December 31, 2012 09:38:07 PM from Twitter for Android
Fergie is all fucked up on something
Monday, December 31, 2012 09:06:13 PM from Twitter for Android
Is that puke on my jacket
Monday, December 31, 2012 04:21:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Trader Joes had a line out the door to just get in. F that noise.
Monday, December 31, 2012 02:44:57 PM from Twitter for Android
I couldn't feel my arms on the subway this morning. Only my hands. Like they were floating
Monday, December 31, 2012 12:49:45 PM from Twitter for Android
I am sucking so badly at KF right now
Monday, December 31, 2012 11:30:26 AM from Twitter for Android
Installing Steam and Killing Floor on my Work computer at 92 MBPS
Monday, December 31, 2012 09:14:16 AM from Twitter Web Client
LOVE life!!!
Sunday, December 30, 2012 07:15:25 PM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 it was supposed to be "wonder why" but I hit the 160 character limit so I said wonda like a ghetto. Suck it
Sunday, December 30, 2012 06:14:16 PM from Twitter for Android