Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I got nines in the bedroom, glocks in the kitchen, a shotty by the shower if you wanna shoot me while I'm shittin

Fuckin bullshit. My site was down for 3 hours because the fucking webserver doesn't start on boot. Just fixed that

Like... I can't load youtube shit on 4G. And a 3G iPhone 4 loads it fine. this is horse shit

The hybrid 3G/4G radios in this piece of shit Galaxy Nexus can suck my dick.

Didn't puke and not hungover. Yeahhhh buddy

I could go for a grapefruit right now. #saturdaybrunch

Its not even possible my tab was only $35.

My twitter makes me sound like a mess. Its kind of a joke / entertainment you guys. Everything's fine.

This is what working for my company does to you. Turns you into a fuckin stressed ass zombie that turns to stupid shit to get by at life.

Good, because half the time I'm all fucked up in shit, idiots.

Its okay though. My boss said he doesn't give two fucks what I do outside if work, so long as it doesn't affect work

I don't hate black peeps for the rec duh. They taught me how to strut dat ass

Wow. Guess I'm pretty fucked up. I told Stephie that my grandparents hate black people tonight. That's some fucked up shit.

Fucking shitfaced you stupid mother fuckers