wheeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wednesday, November 21, 2012 09:35:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'll take this though.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012 09:33:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

Yep. Might still be a little bit of a space cadet. What are ya gonna do? More peaceful that way. At least I'm not a crazy like yesterday

Wednesday, November 21, 2012 09:24:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

I think I'm still a little zoned out and uncoordinated from yesterday

Wednesday, November 21, 2012 09:18:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

Joe P. on the new logo/font "That font looks like it fuckin sucked a cock"

Tuesday, November 20, 2012 02:54:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

I hope the FBI doesn't read this shit. i'm not actually going to kill anyone or order a hit on a dude.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012 01:21:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

someone get me a mother fuckin xanax

Tuesday, November 20, 2012 01:20:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

Gyp Rosetti from Boardwalk Empire style... Bury him in the sand with his head sticking out and then whack it off with a shovel

Tuesday, November 20, 2012 01:16:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

Someone needs to put a mother fuckin bullet in this PCI auditor's head.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012 01:14:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

I had a poppy seed in my hair.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012 12:46:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

When i bust my gat, motherfuckers take dirt naps.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012 10:28:02 AM from Twitter Web Client

Sam's such a baller. Tell him I'm going to be late. Walk in 45 mins late. He says "Hey man, thought you were going to be late"

Tuesday, November 20, 2012 09:45:10 AM from Twitter Web Client

Tonights menu: bolognese sauce and cauliflower quiche, prepared by your master chef... Me!

Tuesday, November 20, 2012 08:56:29 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm gonna go watch these tapes

Monday, November 19, 2012 09:49:33 PM from Twitter for Android

@Lennon son of a bitch. Its in my DVR. #spoiler

In reply to @Lennon's tweet

Sunday, November 18, 2012 11:55:53 PM from Twitter for Android