Chris Christie
*Governor*

Monday, November 12, 2012 07:23:03 PM from Twitter for Android

This new iOS dev we hired looks like a mix between Curly from the Three Stooges and Anthony Martinez from Fairfield 2010

Monday, November 12, 2012 04:25:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

Well balls. Went to a bar in Gramercy and need to be back in the financial district like now. Still here. Oops

Monday, November 12, 2012 01:35:46 PM from Twitter for Android

The doghouse. Lol

Monday, November 12, 2012 10:32:58 AM from Twitter for Android

@VtotheFlo @KeriAHarrison Duh. I'm awesome bitches

In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet

Monday, November 12, 2012 09:22:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

It's okay though. There's a solution for people like TK. #cuntpunt

Monday, November 12, 2012 09:13:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

Yes, TK. I appreciate you yelling at me in front of DLK that it's ALL my fault we all stayed too late drinking in the office last Friday.

Monday, November 12, 2012 09:03:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

The Mover: "Chest out. Be proud!!!!"

Sunday, November 11, 2012 02:19:26 AM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew just tweetd on behalf of me that I love butts. Truth

Saturday, November 10, 2012 07:34:55 PM from Twitter for Android

I love butts!

Saturday, November 10, 2012 07:31:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Tits http://t.co/mgi0BFZ

Saturday, November 10, 2012 07:20:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Gimmie

Saturday, November 10, 2012 06:59:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Boobsssssssss!!!

Saturday, November 10, 2012 06:58:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Wanna do a startup with @__JLu

Saturday, November 10, 2012 04:55:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Brunch makes you talk about China

Saturday, November 10, 2012 04:42:59 PM from Twitter for Android