Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

php/redis/ Predis library: my anti-drug. Booker: my pro-drug

I think I just dropped a bigger log than Elise.

Seriously. It's like the internet decided to fucking shut off the minute I woke up and pulled out my phone. And it needed a reboot.

The radios in my phone are driving me batshit on the grounds that I NEVER FUCKING HAVE INTERNET

"This 4 train smells like musty dick" -@MalJNew

Derick: "That's a pretty roundabout way of doing things wrong. And that takes creativity"

Son of a bitch. Was just informed by @RockNationRadio that Dave Grohl was at Sirius and I didn't get the invite. http://t.co/Iou7vSn

RT @Lennon I HAVE VERY IMPORTANT GCHAT/GSEXTING CONVERSATIONS TO FINISH.

You mean to tell me that I actually have to use that piece of shit Firefox browser now? Wheres my IE10?

Google Chrome keeps crashing, because it's proabbly calling home to Google

502 bad gateway on Gmail. Almost as bad as our mobile app

Oh my gawddd. Gmail is teh broken

Sam just broke Gmail

@michellemm22 Article bothers me because they used British English instead of American English

I need this puppy. I will love the shit out of her: http://t.co/l2cvATC