Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

These fucking elevators suck a dick

Sam: "How come no one invented gifs with audio?" Me; "Well,that's just a video"

So this means I get more skrilla, right: http://t.co/91agizy

Project managers can fucking suck it so hard.

Would be nice if I didn't get the shits every other day...

Fuck all these fucking morons.

Get me the fuck out of this meetong

Haven't listened to System of a Down in years. Joe P. suggested it. It's perfect "I'm fucking pissed off music"

Had a meeting at 10:15. Walked to Dunkins at 10:17 for a coffee. Told someone else to tell them I didn't give a fuck about their meeting

Moving this DB from the cloud to our internal server is a fucking pain in my ass and is gi9ving me a fuckign panic attack

Ghost town on the 4/5 this morning. Wonder why...

Lower. The motherless heat on this shit train.

Thanks for stating it's December in your GChat status, captain obvious dumbfuck: http://t.co/r5EilrE

My shoelaces can suck it. Constantly untie 500 timesALL DAY long and when I need to untie them, they're in impossible knots. #bullshit

This Emergen-C = pink panty dropper. I can pretty much bring Skippy to work and pretend it's Emergen-c