Just called Kevin Rose a bitch...

Monday, November 26, 2012 08:49:31 PM from Twitter for Android

@kevinrose Android 4.2 > iOS, bitch!

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Monday, November 26, 2012 08:49:08 PM from Twitter for Android

For whatever reason, its been soooo trippy to type on my phone keyboard for the past two days. Wonder why...

Monday, November 26, 2012 06:10:43 PM from Twitter for Android

My sauce. Your mouth. Boom. Done. Ova. http://t.co/oYHafhN

Monday, November 26, 2012 05:43:01 PM from Instagram

The dude operating this train is amateur as fuck. Takes forever to pull a train into the station at 2mph. Learn to spot quicker, asshat.

Monday, November 26, 2012 02:50:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Watching the Foo Fighters live at Wembley in 09. Dave, pounce me.

Monday, November 26, 2012 12:01:07 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu Hahaha, I was just ranting about that before I saw this tweet, abusers. Of course it's meaningless!

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Monday, November 26, 2012 11:30:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: If You Post that Dumb-As-Shit Facebook Legal Disclaimer on Your Wall, You're a Tool Bag http://t.co/DaWKzkU

Monday, November 26, 2012 11:29:39 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Shut up. I don't care about your babble. You're annoying me

Sunday, November 25, 2012 11:35:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

My lungs hurt and this train is hot as ballsack. Heat should be banned on trains.

Sunday, November 25, 2012 06:52:11 PM from Twitter for Android

I don't think we should play up and down the river with Four Loco, you guys.

Saturday, November 24, 2012 04:41:55 PM from Twitter for Android

http://t.co/Ead0FBD is a programming language?

Friday, November 23, 2012 10:48:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Dude. Frosty is on. Well, just ended but still

Friday, November 23, 2012 08:31:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Da moon

Friday, November 23, 2012 08:11:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Have I ever mentioned I have a man crush on Dave Grohl?

Friday, November 23, 2012 12:17:05 PM from Twitter Web Client