Pickup line of the week: "Hey! Wanna put on my mom's crocs?"

Sunday, October 28, 2012 01:34:32 AM from Twitter for Android

I just unlocked the “Halloween 2012” badge on @foursquare! Has anyone seen my Honey Boo Boo mask? http://4sq.com/PYFttM

Sunday, October 28, 2012 12:56:29 AM from foursquare

Fuck all you hos who got the Halloween 2012 and or zombie swarm foursquare badges. If I don't get them ima shake a bitch (pref TKray)

Saturday, October 27, 2012 11:05:51 PM from Twitter for Android

This doggie LURVES me!!! We're besties!!!

Saturday, October 27, 2012 09:14:32 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean.... If there's an original Game Boy in their room, they're a keeper....

Saturday, October 27, 2012 07:38:46 PM from Twitter for Android

One pisser isn't gonna cut it here.. almost as bad as preakness. Need to find a spot outside when it gets dark...

Saturday, October 27, 2012 05:30:46 PM from Twitter for Android

No idea what's on here but probably awesome http://t.co/R0phApO

Saturday, October 27, 2012 11:57:00 AM from Instagram

xD

Saturday, October 27, 2012 01:35:57 AM from Twitter for Android

Alexey told me to enjoy the hospitality. And I have a new best friend named Bella

Saturday, October 27, 2012 01:34:51 AM from Twitter for Android

Struttin that ass @LEVIS

In reply to @LEVIS's tweet

Friday, October 26, 2012 08:02:44 PM from Twitter for Android

I just unlocked the "JetSetter" badge on @foursquare for checking in at airports! Bon Voyage! http://4sq.com/SeSQ8w

Friday, October 26, 2012 07:36:58 PM from foursquare

this conference call is a bunch of horse shit

Friday, October 26, 2012 03:35:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

Ok i fixed my shit. For fuck's sake. I'll manually import the missing data next week

Friday, October 26, 2012 02:25:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

Twitter's API can suck it

Friday, October 26, 2012 02:20:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

shit on a stick/. not please bitches

Friday, October 26, 2012 02:14:05 PM from Twitter Web Client