Just drunk texted the VP of some bullshit

Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:15:49 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm a jungle brother. A true blue true blue

Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:11:11 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm gonna bang to Awolnation's Sail later. Duh

Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:00:17 PM from Twitter for Android

These whiskey gingers are going down wayyyy too smooth, you guys

Saturday, January 05, 2013 05:43:05 PM from Twitter for Android

It's not that I'm hungry. I just need something to do with my mouth...

Saturday, January 05, 2013 03:48:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Have become huge pussy at life.

Saturday, January 05, 2013 01:05:55 AM from Twitter for Android

I suck a dick at drinking

Saturday, January 05, 2013 12:31:45 AM from Twitter for Android

Shit I'm drunk. Maybe a little not to bad?

Friday, January 04, 2013 08:49:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Whoever has the weeds at suspenders. Fuckin a man

Friday, January 04, 2013 07:59:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Stephie is making the blackest motions. Its so great

Friday, January 04, 2013 07:56:59 PM from Twitter for Android

This fuckin crone showed up

Friday, January 04, 2013 07:34:39 PM from Twitter for Android

gonna go to Dakota bar later. belt out some 90s grunge jams. Do the Stevie Wonder as Derick calls it

Friday, January 04, 2013 06:43:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Lennon My Dave Grohl obsession goes back way before @MalJNew http://t.co/ja9kjng

Friday, January 04, 2013 06:34:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

I almost just called Cali Kristen a cracker.

Friday, January 04, 2013 06:26:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

I need a little old Italian grandmother to teach me how to make struffoli

Friday, January 04, 2013 06:07:23 PM from Twitter Web Client