These two degenerates only talk about gambling

Sunday, December 23, 2012 07:29:34 PM from Twitter for Android

The Yankees are a fucking joke team this season

Sunday, December 23, 2012 01:17:02 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm legit gonna put a hose in my ass and hook it up to my house. Supplemental methane will lower my con ed bill.

Sunday, December 23, 2012 02:43:35 AM from Twitter for Android

I don't understand how its possible for a human to be that flatulent for three days straight

Sunday, December 23, 2012 02:42:17 AM from Twitter for Android

" Hirxhsd a ride homep" -@MalJNew

Sunday, December 23, 2012 02:37:49 AM from Twitter for Android

Haven't played killing floor in over a year. Joined random server. 489 zombies killed. Beat the patriarch. ENJOYYYYY

Sunday, December 23, 2012 01:49:17 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II http://is.gd/VbXkbP #GetGlue #HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows

Saturday, December 22, 2012 09:41:10 PM from GetGlue.com

@MalJNew stop being a lady

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Saturday, December 22, 2012 08:21:40 PM from Twitter for Android

I need Pearl Jam's Ten on vinyl: http://t.co/H6x6UxM

Saturday, December 22, 2012 01:56:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Fuck a War http://bit.ly/103LRDm

Saturday, December 22, 2012 01:16:25 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

This useless machine is the coolest thing ever! Bring me one for Christmas: http://t.co/FoKYY10

Saturday, December 22, 2012 01:15:22 AM from Twitter Web Client

My dad just photobombed some game show. He's legit in the background making goofball faces. Absolutely hysterical. Attaboy pops!

Saturday, December 22, 2012 12:16:09 AM from Twitter for Android

I still promise my twitter will remain crazy as fuck. People like that shit. #ass #titties #bangbang #struttin #unicorns

Saturday, December 22, 2012 12:06:37 AM from Twitter for Android

Oh and the wallet is full too. Another perk

Saturday, December 22, 2012 12:01:38 AM from Twitter for Android

What the fuck is going on. Am I recovering from my past crazy alcoholic ways? Only had 2 drinks all night and had fun anyway

Saturday, December 22, 2012 12:01:16 AM from Twitter for Android