These two degenerates only talk about gambling
Sunday, December 23, 2012 07:29:34 PM from Twitter for Android
The Yankees are a fucking joke team this season
Sunday, December 23, 2012 01:17:02 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm legit gonna put a hose in my ass and hook it up to my house. Supplemental methane will lower my con ed bill.
Sunday, December 23, 2012 02:43:35 AM from Twitter for Android
I don't understand how its possible for a human to be that flatulent for three days straight
Sunday, December 23, 2012 02:42:17 AM from Twitter for Android
" Hirxhsd a ride homep" -@MalJNew
Sunday, December 23, 2012 02:37:49 AM from Twitter for Android
Haven't played killing floor in over a year. Joined random server. 489 zombies killed. Beat the patriarch. ENJOYYYYY
Sunday, December 23, 2012 01:49:17 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'm watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II http://is.gd/VbXkbP #GetGlue #HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows
@MalJNew stop being a lady
Saturday, December 22, 2012 08:21:40 PM from Twitter for Android
I need Pearl Jam's Ten on vinyl: http://t.co/H6x6UxM
Saturday, December 22, 2012 01:56:42 PM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Fuck a War http://bit.ly/103LRDm
Saturday, December 22, 2012 01:16:25 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
This useless machine is the coolest thing ever! Bring me one for Christmas: http://t.co/FoKYY10
Saturday, December 22, 2012 01:15:22 AM from Twitter Web Client
My dad just photobombed some game show. He's legit in the background making goofball faces. Absolutely hysterical. Attaboy pops!
Saturday, December 22, 2012 12:16:09 AM from Twitter for Android
I still promise my twitter will remain crazy as fuck. People like that shit. #ass #titties #bangbang #struttin #unicorns
Saturday, December 22, 2012 12:06:37 AM from Twitter for Android
Oh and the wallet is full too. Another perk
Saturday, December 22, 2012 12:01:38 AM from Twitter for Android
What the fuck is going on. Am I recovering from my past crazy alcoholic ways? Only had 2 drinks all night and had fun anyway
Saturday, December 22, 2012 12:01:16 AM from Twitter for Android