Do they make xanax flavored pez?
Friday, January 04, 2013 04:39:19 PM from Twitter Web Client
This delivery dude is a fuckin amateur hour
Friday, January 04, 2013 01:26:18 PM from Twitter Web Client
Tell this cunt to get out of my seat once I get back to my desk. Complete disregard. Fucking tk.
Friday, January 04, 2013 12:48:30 PM from Twitter for Android
Dave Grohl is so hot
Friday, January 04, 2013 08:20:05 AM from Twitter Web Client
Firefox sucks 73 dicks.
Friday, January 04, 2013 12:16:17 AM from Twitter Web Client
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: For devops manager: if task is take 15 min, then first break into two 30 minute tasks then delegate.
Thursday, January 03, 2013 07:16:21 PM from Twitter for Android
"This email contains DB advice from a clientside developer that's more familiar with JS, teddybears, bows, ribbons &
other front end things"
Thursday, January 03, 2013 05:40:09 PM from Twitter Web Client
Fuckin A man... We basically just got DDoS'd
Thursday, January 03, 2013 02:12:05 PM from Twitter Web Client
"You just got here?" "No James, I'm standing here with my coat on for the shit of it" Ya fuckin dumb
Thursday, January 03, 2013 09:07:59 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'm just doing my job, you know so say uncle and we'll take you to the mental health zoo!
Wednesday, January 02, 2013 03:29:19 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm watching Borat http://t.co/HpxKSsj #GetGlue #Borat
I think its almost time for the first poop of 2013
Tuesday, January 01, 2013 01:00:10 AM from Twitter for Android
"It's called Mexican women and they ride the 7 all day long"
Monday, December 31, 2012 10:33:13 PM from Twitter for Android
Fergie is also hammered and eye fucking the camera
Monday, December 31, 2012 09:48:27 PM from Twitter for Android
"Oh Dick Clark... They should have dug him up for this" -Mikey
Monday, December 31, 2012 09:48:09 PM from Twitter for Android