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Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:42:47 AM from Twitter Web Client

Cadet spent two hours on something I fixed in 45 seconds.

Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:23:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

Walks in. Drops database.

Thursday, December 27, 2012 09:09:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

Marnie on Girls always has huge pupils. Wonder how many painkillers she pops...

Thursday, December 27, 2012 02:46:43 AM from Twitter for Android

@Lennon Real

In reply to @Lennon's tweet

Thursday, December 27, 2012 12:37:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

There's a psycho walking around Grand Central with an umbrella pretending it's a shotgun. I looked at him funny and he pretended to shoot me

Wednesday, December 26, 2012 10:48:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Love me a Scorsese mob movie! http://t.co/8VUfHAr #GetGlue #GoodFellas

Tuesday, December 25, 2012 11:00:51 PM from GetGlue.com

So you think Santa and Mrs. Claus still bang?

Tuesday, December 25, 2012 09:11:34 PM from Twitter for Android

KFC hit the nail on the head: http://t.co/MVjIwxK

Tuesday, December 25, 2012 02:13:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

Little observation... The polar express isn't very express.... It makes a few stops.

Monday, December 24, 2012 11:58:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Merry Christmas Eve!!! http://t.co/4MOyOpm #GetGlue #ThePolarExpress

Monday, December 24, 2012 11:46:20 PM from GetGlue.com

When will twitter let me export all of my tweets? Need to import them into my own DB so my app can be complete! It's missing some from 2008

Monday, December 24, 2012 05:14:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

So smiley at this early morning hour on Christmas Eve!!!

Monday, December 24, 2012 04:14:50 AM from Twitter for Android

The Mover just called me Vito, Phil and then Bob... Whoops

Sunday, December 23, 2012 11:47:58 PM from Twitter for Android

My new twitter background image is baller (might have to view it from the web)

Sunday, December 23, 2012 09:59:03 PM from Twitter Web Client