All you fuckers know I'm the absolute shit, right? | Shit | (get it?)
Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:42:47 AM from Twitter Web Client
Cadet spent two hours on something I fixed in 45 seconds.
Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:23:48 AM from Twitter Web Client
Walks in. Drops database.
Thursday, December 27, 2012 09:09:44 AM from Twitter Web Client
Marnie on Girls always has huge pupils. Wonder how many painkillers she pops...
Thursday, December 27, 2012 02:46:43 AM from Twitter for Android
There's a psycho walking around Grand Central with an umbrella pretending it's a shotgun. I looked at him funny and he pretended to shoot me
Wednesday, December 26, 2012 10:48:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Love me a Scorsese mob movie! http://t.co/8VUfHAr #GetGlue #GoodFellas
So you think Santa and Mrs. Claus still bang?
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 09:11:34 PM from Twitter for Android
KFC hit the nail on the head: http://t.co/MVjIwxK
Tuesday, December 25, 2012 02:13:48 AM from Twitter Web Client
Little observation... The polar express isn't very express.... It makes a few stops.
Monday, December 24, 2012 11:58:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Merry Christmas Eve!!! http://t.co/4MOyOpm #GetGlue #ThePolarExpress
When will twitter let me export all of my tweets? Need to import them into my own DB so my app can be complete! It's missing some from 2008
Monday, December 24, 2012 05:14:43 PM from Twitter Web Client
So smiley at this early morning hour on Christmas Eve!!!
Monday, December 24, 2012 04:14:50 AM from Twitter for Android
The Mover just called me Vito, Phil and then Bob... Whoops
Sunday, December 23, 2012 11:47:58 PM from Twitter for Android
My new twitter background image is baller (might have to view it from the web)
Sunday, December 23, 2012 09:59:03 PM from Twitter Web Client