"Calendar doesn't break when it breaks" - Natalia
Monday, January 07, 2013 05:55:03 PM from Twitter Web Client
Jay is such a baller he came over to me and said "Joe. I need you to do favor. Not me. I help do you favor"
Monday, January 07, 2013 02:03:29 PM from Twitter Web Client
Sam. For real. Please get rid of that coffee! Or give me a raise for dealing with it
Monday, January 07, 2013 09:33:56 AM from Twitter Web Client
It smells like nasty assed, stale, overly strong coffee up in this bitch
Monday, January 07, 2013 09:30:25 AM from Twitter Web Client
Nasty woman was legit clipping her fingernails on the 5 this morning #ghettotrain
Monday, January 07, 2013 09:16:10 AM from Twitter Web Client
Don't they have fucking signals or some shit? They have to call a guy for permission to move the fucking train? Jesus Christ on the cross.
Monday, January 07, 2013 08:09:30 AM from Twitter for Android
Train is stopped waiting for some fucking fat lazy overpaid MTA bastard to answer his funcking radio
Monday, January 07, 2013 08:08:20 AM from Twitter for Android
Also, get out of my grillmix, you Asian woman
Monday, January 07, 2013 08:01:19 AM from Twitter for Android
Whoever smells like baby wipes at this station should off themselves.
Monday, January 07, 2013 08:00:11 AM from Twitter for Android
Never realized how much I missed my tablet until @MalJNew stole it to play angry birds :-)
Monday, January 07, 2013 12:10:35 AM from Twitter for Android
Mals. I'm totes allowing you to make out with Molly tonight. Duh. Not allowing. Encouraging.
Sunday, January 06, 2013 12:35:23 AM from Twitter for Android
Wrobs looks like Lumen on last season of Dexter
Sunday, January 06, 2013 12:25:13 AM from Twitter for Android
@mollycsouthern looks like sex on a stick tonight -@MalJNew
Sunday, January 06, 2013 12:20:55 AM from Twitter for Android
Yo. All my single dudes. Molly is fuckin bangin hot right now. Get it. PS - Happy birthday Molly!
Saturday, January 05, 2013 11:57:58 PM from Twitter for Android
Yo.if you order a plate of bacon at the bar, you're straight up baller, especially if you're a chick
Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:58:39 PM from Twitter for Android