Who's this motherfucker with this loud assed car driving up and down my block a million and one times? Bro. get a muffler.

Thursday, January 10, 2013 12:37:09 AM from Twitter Web Client

IIS bindings and SSL can suck it the most.

Wednesday, January 09, 2013 04:46:44 PM from Twitter for Android

VP of marketing is a fucking joke breath. He BCC'd an entire mailing list and we all know who is on that mailing list. idiot.

Wednesday, January 09, 2013 02:04:50 PM from Twitter Web Client

Rest of the day will be spent on youtube, reddit, foursquare, twitter and my resume

Wednesday, January 09, 2013 11:44:06 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm walking the fuck out of this fucking place at 2pm on the grounds that they all can go fuck themselves

Wednesday, January 09, 2013 11:13:37 AM from Twitter Web Client

"You can bring that toilet paper to the bathroom, but leave a roll here." Me: "What are you gonna wipe your ass in bed?"

Tuesday, January 08, 2013 09:15:36 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @Lennon: Can we just smoke weed and drink Jameson? Then fuck? Then cuddle and order pizza? http://t.co/RlTZlLnW via @someecards

Tuesday, January 08, 2013 07:53:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin tiger today, this one. Dayummmmm

Tuesday, January 08, 2013 09:53:52 AM from Twitter Web Client

To all you suckers trying to get a "free" copy of Adobe CS2 that Adobe now says isn't free... I have a better thing: http://t.co/MbYDtm3

Tuesday, January 08, 2013 01:43:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

I fart and poop a lot

Tuesday, January 08, 2013 12:50:37 AM from Twitter for Android

BANG BANG BANG http://t.co/0oo0gKy

Tuesday, January 08, 2013 12:37:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

"I never liked that Twitter" -Big Ang

Monday, January 07, 2013 11:39:28 PM from Twitter for Android

"She's had more traffic going through her crotch than the Holland Tunnel" #mobwives

Monday, January 07, 2013 11:18:34 PM from Twitter for Android

FYI - did that thing I said I was gonna do yesterday on my Twitter. Enjoyyyyyy

Monday, January 07, 2013 10:37:15 PM from Twitter for Android

I just reached Level 2 of the "Bento" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 different Japanese Restaurants! http://4sq.com/13eFTPp

Monday, January 07, 2013 07:05:59 PM from foursquare