Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Tom Petty is on. Yeahhhhhhhgh buddy

I just had three hot dogs. Fatty

Didn't even leave work yet and I'll say this: Can't drink like I used to, you guys.

I'm a cray

New blog post: Using "Suck a Dick" In a Derogatory Way http://bit.ly/V8tcjU

That's another thing Xtina and I have in common. Can say something sucks a dick and she'll agree with me. Unlike girls who like to suck a d

Will the motherfuckin subway alert system stop sending me email on how the 4/5 trains suck a dick and break down. I get it. Stop spamming me

This beer is starting to do its job

let the beer flow mang

Was going to get a beer, but got a sassy look from the sassy accounting girls. Will wait until they're not looking.

Xtina: "Joe, What am I thinking?" Me: "You want to have a beer with me"

Fuckin A. Casino is on? That's it. Grabbing a beer and kickin it for the rest of the workday

Gonna start drinking in an hour

New blog post: It's Not Cheating If You Bang Someone Else In Space, Right? http://bit.ly/12RwDQS

Fuck did I remember to flush the toilet or did I leave a present? gotta go check now. There's like 3 guys working today. They'll catch on