Seasick on the Metro North again on the grounds that the new M8 cars rock back and forth like motherfuckers. Ass backwards engineering.
Monday, January 21, 2013 06:42:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Just remembered now that I was drunkenly speaking Spanish with our cleaning lady on Friday. Whoops
Monday, January 21, 2013 01:13:40 PM from Twitter Web Client
You think I'd get a fucking "thanks" for moving all that data over the weekend for these biddies
Monday, January 21, 2013 10:19:59 AM from Twitter Web Client
@kerbear88 no
Monday, January 21, 2013 09:35:09 AM from Twitter Web Client
Pockets is a weenie head
Monday, January 21, 2013 09:34:51 AM from Twitter Web Client
My tweets from last year were CRAY http://t.co/rQ83By8
Monday, January 21, 2013 09:21:19 AM from Twitter Web Client
@Lennon we should be off. Especially in honor of juicy black asses
Sunday, January 20, 2013 11:05:43 PM from Twitter for Android
What other suckers are working tomorrow?
Sunday, January 20, 2013 10:31:43 PM from Twitter for Android
Mover is dapper tonight.
Sunday, January 20, 2013 05:21:32 PM from Twitter for Android
In love with this record http://t.co/3fTs1cu
I just unlocked the "16 Candles" badge on @foursquare! Hip hip hooray! http://4sq.com/VTH31c
Fuckin construction everywhere. Fuckin bums. Fuckin inferior transit. Fuck NYC. Fuckin shithole
Sunday, January 20, 2013 01:38:04 PM from Twitter for Android
Tuck your stomach in you fucking slob. It looks like a fuckin ass crack
Sunday, January 20, 2013 01:37:15 PM from Twitter for Android
There's too many fuckin bums in this city ever since Giulianni left and stopped having them killed.
Sunday, January 20, 2013 01:36:21 PM from Twitter for Android
The 4/5/6 can eat my dick
Sunday, January 20, 2013 01:34:08 PM from Twitter for Android