This isn't going to go well on the subway. Aka we might get video'd on barstool for banging
Monday, January 14, 2013 09:46:28 PM from Twitter for Android
Heavy drinking. This is exactly what I needed after a 2 hr. call with Alexey that accomplished absolutely nothing
Monday, January 14, 2013 09:07:17 PM from Twitter for Android
Do cows give birth standing up?
Monday, January 14, 2013 08:39:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Alexey is absolutely batshit right now
Monday, January 14, 2013 06:03:19 PM from Twitter Web Client
Depending upon if they decide to give me a review and make some adjustments, I may or may not have a scheduled sick day next Friday. Enjoy
Monday, January 14, 2013 03:37:41 PM from Twitter Web Client
Hannah is a gross http://t.co/hN2UieM #GetGlue @girlsHBO
Gonna try to poop before her roommate comes home and yells at me. #scaredshitlessofherroomie
Sunday, January 13, 2013 07:37:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Dem titties
Sunday, January 13, 2013 06:51:16 PM from Twitter for Android
90s Alternative Pandora is my fucking jam #sundayfunday
Sunday, January 13, 2013 06:24:23 PM from Twitter for Android
@Lennon but I'm struttin better tonight. So I'm better than him
Sunday, January 13, 2013 06:22:57 PM from Twitter for Android
@Lennon you just tweeted at dem jeans
Sunday, January 13, 2013 06:22:12 PM from Twitter for Android
New business venture idea: I might invest in opening a gay bar in Astoria.
Sunday, January 13, 2013 06:04:45 PM from Twitter for Android
If you die first, can I play with your small intestines?
Sunday, January 13, 2013 04:42:48 PM from Twitter for Android
"I'll leave her tip. And I'll give her a little tip. I'm going straight" SEE. I called it!
Sunday, January 13, 2013 02:52:29 PM from Twitter for Android
I'd eat chicken... Live
Sunday, January 13, 2013 02:46:40 PM from Twitter for Android