This isn't going to go well on the subway. Aka we might get video'd on barstool for banging

Monday, January 14, 2013 09:46:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Heavy drinking. This is exactly what I needed after a 2 hr. call with Alexey that accomplished absolutely nothing

Monday, January 14, 2013 09:07:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Do cows give birth standing up?

Monday, January 14, 2013 08:39:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Alexey is absolutely batshit right now

Monday, January 14, 2013 06:03:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

Depending upon if they decide to give me a review and make some adjustments, I may or may not have a scheduled sick day next Friday. Enjoy

Monday, January 14, 2013 03:37:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

Hannah is a gross http://t.co/hN2UieM #GetGlue @girlsHBO

Sunday, January 13, 2013 10:06:01 PM from GetGlue.com

Gonna try to poop before her roommate comes home and yells at me. #scaredshitlessofherroomie

Sunday, January 13, 2013 07:37:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Dem titties

Sunday, January 13, 2013 06:51:16 PM from Twitter for Android

90s Alternative Pandora is my fucking jam #sundayfunday

Sunday, January 13, 2013 06:24:23 PM from Twitter for Android

@Lennon but I'm struttin better tonight. So I'm better than him

Sunday, January 13, 2013 06:22:57 PM from Twitter for Android

@Lennon you just tweeted at dem jeans

In reply to @Lennon's tweet

Sunday, January 13, 2013 06:22:12 PM from Twitter for Android

New business venture idea: I might invest in opening a gay bar in Astoria.

Sunday, January 13, 2013 06:04:45 PM from Twitter for Android

If you die first, can I play with your small intestines?

Sunday, January 13, 2013 04:42:48 PM from Twitter for Android

"I'll leave her tip. And I'll give her a little tip. I'm going straight" SEE. I called it!

Sunday, January 13, 2013 02:52:29 PM from Twitter for Android

I'd eat chicken... Live

Sunday, January 13, 2013 02:46:40 PM from Twitter for Android