Great. IT guy would decide to fuck around with wires under my desk after I ripped ass.
Tuesday, January 15, 2013 09:11:45 AM from Twitter Web Client
RT @NJGovChristie: Having a great time in Florida! Hey, did NJ get some flurries or something? No time to find out details; going on Mad ...
Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:30:59 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Let Me Tell You How Batshit Crazy I Am, Bitches. http://bit.ly/11w2GYw
Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:26:50 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
FUCK I just broke a compact fluorescent in my room. There's mercury in that shit
Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:04:34 AM from Twitter for Android
RT @NJGovChristie: Having a great time in Florida! Hey, did NJ get some flurries or something? No time to find out details; going on Mad ...
Monday, January 14, 2013 11:46:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Crash and burn. Won't fix
Monday, January 14, 2013 11:42:28 PM from Twitter for Android
Give me a reason to care. Fuckers.
Monday, January 14, 2013 11:41:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Samuel. I'm not trying anymore cuz you fuckers have me for free son
Monday, January 14, 2013 11:39:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Drunk tweets are best tweets
Monday, January 14, 2013 11:36:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Im not even from dirty jerz but fuck. He's a dood to cheers to. Love him or hate him. Democrat or Republican. he's so fat it doesn't matter.
Monday, January 14, 2013 11:32:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Vajay jay
Monday, January 14, 2013 11:30:45 PM from Twitter for Android
Spent my entire night cheersing to that fat fuck.
Monday, January 14, 2013 11:30:35 PM from Twitter for Android
Bah seriously though. This Haitian cabbie dude was the jolliest. Cheers to him and governor Chris Christie
Monday, January 14, 2013 11:30:02 PM from Twitter for Android
I'd be able to DDD Uus home tonight
Monday, January 14, 2013 11:28:53 PM from Twitter for Android
For ducks sake. Actual txt from me to my dude: "Jesus Daniel. She told you siiem dirt. Ya. Mighta been true. Was whatevsr"
Monday, January 14, 2013 11:23:52 PM from Twitter for Android