I am listening to Ten like it's my job

Friday, January 18, 2013 07:05:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

My boss changed into a T-Shirt and BANG BANG #notgay

Friday, January 18, 2013 07:03:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

SAT IN THE VP'S CHAIR IN HIS OFFICE. felt good cunts

Friday, January 18, 2013 06:45:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

EVEN FLOWWWWWWWWWW THOUGHTS ARRIVE LIKE BUTTERFLIES

Friday, January 18, 2013 06:44:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

someone wanna queue up the lightning for tomorrow. fuckers

Friday, January 18, 2013 06:33:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

Will be blackout by 8PM. Guaranteed.

Friday, January 18, 2013 06:29:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just bitched to HR that they can suck my dick

Friday, January 18, 2013 06:26:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fucks given that QA is down: Less than 0

Friday, January 18, 2013 06:25:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

Too drunk for this fucking build and release shit

Friday, January 18, 2013 05:49:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

pretty sure they poured a couple of bottles of grain into this keg. It's strong as fuck

Friday, January 18, 2013 05:09:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

DAT GUITAR SOLO. (Mike McCready, teach me the ways!)

Friday, January 18, 2013 03:40:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

I will probably jack off to pearl jam's ten spinning on my turntable. Hurry up and ship, bitches

Friday, January 18, 2013 03:21:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yo. Lemme get another beer?

Friday, January 18, 2013 03:16:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

Forgot my access card for the building. Lobby guy called me out for signing in as Broseph (I considered signing in as Barack Obama first)

Friday, January 18, 2013 02:56:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

This beer's going the fuck down smooth

Friday, January 18, 2013 02:36:57 PM from Twitter for Android