Whoever has the weeds at suspenders. Fuckin a man

Friday, January 04, 2013 07:59:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Stephie is making the blackest motions. Its so great

Friday, January 04, 2013 07:56:59 PM from Twitter for Android

This fuckin crone showed up

Friday, January 04, 2013 07:34:39 PM from Twitter for Android

gonna go to Dakota bar later. belt out some 90s grunge jams. Do the Stevie Wonder as Derick calls it

Friday, January 04, 2013 06:43:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Lennon My Dave Grohl obsession goes back way before @MalJNew http://t.co/ja9kjng

Friday, January 04, 2013 06:34:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

I almost just called Cali Kristen a cracker.

Friday, January 04, 2013 06:26:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

I need a little old Italian grandmother to teach me how to make struffoli

Friday, January 04, 2013 06:07:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

Do they make xanax flavored pez?

Friday, January 04, 2013 04:39:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

This delivery dude is a fuckin amateur hour

Friday, January 04, 2013 01:26:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

Tell this cunt to get out of my seat once I get back to my desk. Complete disregard. Fucking tk.

Friday, January 04, 2013 12:48:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Dave Grohl is so hot

Friday, January 04, 2013 08:20:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

Firefox sucks 73 dicks.

Friday, January 04, 2013 12:16:17 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: For devops manager: if task is take 15 min, then first break into two 30 minute tasks then delegate.

Thursday, January 03, 2013 07:16:21 PM from Twitter for Android

"This email contains DB advice from a clientside developer that's more familiar with JS, teddybears, bows, ribbons &
other front end things"

Thursday, January 03, 2013 05:40:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fuckin A man... We basically just got DDoS'd

Thursday, January 03, 2013 02:12:05 PM from Twitter Web Client