I guess it's cold outside. http://t.co/BjwAYqp
I complain a lot.
Wednesday, January 23, 2013 01:47:25 AM from Twitter for Android
Really wish I didn't poop so much, you guys
Tuesday, January 22, 2013 09:12:39 PM from Twitter for Android
Gotta pee, sluts
Tuesday, January 22, 2013 07:49:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Joe P "Joe.. This coffee is staining my soul"
Tuesday, January 22, 2013 10:00:26 AM from Twitter Web Client
Please stop talking so loudly in Japanese. Please stop. Its too early.
Tuesday, January 22, 2013 08:08:14 AM from Twitter for Android
son of a bitch. take this turntable away from me. will spend all my money on grunge records
Monday, January 21, 2013 09:00:44 PM from Twitter Web Client
For real. How is it possible for these top heavy shitpiles to rock so violently without tipping and derailing?
Monday, January 21, 2013 06:46:18 PM from Twitter for Android
Happy #djbj day to ya, you guys.
Monday, January 21, 2013 06:42:38 PM from Twitter for Android
Seasick on the Metro North again on the grounds that the new M8 cars rock back and forth like motherfuckers. Ass backwards engineering.
Monday, January 21, 2013 06:42:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Just remembered now that I was drunkenly speaking Spanish with our cleaning lady on Friday. Whoops
Monday, January 21, 2013 01:13:40 PM from Twitter Web Client
You think I'd get a fucking "thanks" for moving all that data over the weekend for these biddies
Monday, January 21, 2013 10:19:59 AM from Twitter Web Client
@kerbear88 no
Monday, January 21, 2013 09:35:09 AM from Twitter Web Client
Pockets is a weenie head
Monday, January 21, 2013 09:34:51 AM from Twitter Web Client
My tweets from last year were CRAY http://t.co/rQ83By8
Monday, January 21, 2013 09:21:19 AM from Twitter Web Client