I guess it's cold outside. http://t.co/BjwAYqp

Wednesday, January 23, 2013 07:41:05 AM from Instagram

I complain a lot.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013 01:47:25 AM from Twitter for Android

Really wish I didn't poop so much, you guys

Tuesday, January 22, 2013 09:12:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Gotta pee, sluts

Tuesday, January 22, 2013 07:49:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Joe P "Joe.. This coffee is staining my soul"

Tuesday, January 22, 2013 10:00:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

Please stop talking so loudly in Japanese. Please stop. Its too early.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013 08:08:14 AM from Twitter for Android

son of a bitch. take this turntable away from me. will spend all my money on grunge records

Monday, January 21, 2013 09:00:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

For real. How is it possible for these top heavy shitpiles to rock so violently without tipping and derailing?

Monday, January 21, 2013 06:46:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Happy #djbj day to ya, you guys.

Monday, January 21, 2013 06:42:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Seasick on the Metro North again on the grounds that the new M8 cars rock back and forth like motherfuckers. Ass backwards engineering.

Monday, January 21, 2013 06:42:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Just remembered now that I was drunkenly speaking Spanish with our cleaning lady on Friday. Whoops

Monday, January 21, 2013 01:13:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

You think I'd get a fucking "thanks" for moving all that data over the weekend for these biddies

Monday, January 21, 2013 10:19:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

@kerbear88 no

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Monday, January 21, 2013 09:35:09 AM from Twitter Web Client

Pockets is a weenie head

Monday, January 21, 2013 09:34:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

My tweets from last year were CRAY http://t.co/rQ83By8

Monday, January 21, 2013 09:21:19 AM from Twitter Web Client