Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

To all you suckers trying to get a "free" copy of Adobe CS2 that Adobe now says isn't free... I have a better thing: http://t.co/MbYDtm3

I fart and poop a lot

"I never liked that Twitter" -Big Ang

"She's had more traffic going through her crotch than the Holland Tunnel" #mobwives

FYI - did that thing I said I was gonna do yesterday on my Twitter. Enjoyyyyyy

I just reached Level 2 of the "Bento" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 different Japanese Restaurants! http://4sq.com/13eFTPp

"Calendar doesn't break when it breaks" - Natalia

Jay is such a baller he came over to me and said "Joe. I need you to do favor. Not me. I help do you favor"

Sam. For real. Please get rid of that coffee! Or give me a raise for dealing with it

It smells like nasty assed, stale, overly strong coffee up in this bitch

Nasty woman was legit clipping her fingernails on the 5 this morning #ghettotrain

Don't they have fucking signals or some shit? They have to call a guy for permission to move the fucking train? Jesus Christ on the cross.

Train is stopped waiting for some fucking fat lazy overpaid MTA bastard to answer his funcking radio

Also, get out of my grillmix, you Asian woman