Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Real hard security guard over at the library in the Botanical Gardens

I just unlocked the "NYC Big Apple" badge on @foursquare for checking in to 3 iconic New York City locations! http://4sq.com/VQ3MdL

On the 4 in the BX. DAT fried chicken smell.

"Either that, or I'd put some titties on there." Gotta love Reddit http://t.co/YTGOVT0

Me: "I think we need a scrlling marquee" Xtina: "I think we need a cork for your speaking hole"

Sourceforge pisses me the fuck off. It's impossible to dl stuff from there, obnioxious adds / dl waits. Github is so much easier.

Pretty sure that our automation engineer in the Ukraine is actually @DEVOPS_BORAT Very nice!

Who's this motherfucker with this loud assed car driving up and down my block a million and one times? Bro. get a muffler.

IIS bindings and SSL can suck it the most.

VP of marketing is a fucking joke breath. He BCC'd an entire mailing list and we all know who is on that mailing list. idiot.

Rest of the day will be spent on youtube, reddit, foursquare, twitter and my resume

I'm walking the fuck out of this fucking place at 2pm on the grounds that they all can go fuck themselves

"You can bring that toilet paper to the bathroom, but leave a roll here." Me: "What are you gonna wipe your ass in bed?"

RT @Lennon: Can we just smoke weed and drink Jameson? Then fuck? Then cuddle and order pizza? http://t.co/RlTZlLnW via @someecards

Fuckin tiger today, this one. Dayummmmm