Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Bov Marley comes on at the bar and my Jamaican IT dude and I went wild

Nah not really he can suck my dick

Chief operating officer showed up a the bar as im calling out sick tomorrow. This should be interesting

Aniusha:"all that mother fucker does is get his dick squeezed by his bralic girlfriend"

Gonna get drunk and tweet like a motherfucker tonight

RT @UberFacts: The average person farts 14 times a day.

Coupla drunks in and I told our IT guy I installed steam and played Killing Floor in the office. He didn't care. #sotight

Tell the count if I see him on Sesame Street again, his days are numbered http://t.co/zlfpPWE

Since when did #djbj get all hood from detroit? http://t.co/fmAvizq

my neck might as well be a steel beam. Someone bring drugs

Just was up working on a bunch of shit so it's all done before my scheduled sick day. Got legit stuff done like a boss #blowmebookerhookers

New blog post: If Your Email Gets Hacked By a Virus, You're a Dumb Bitch http://t.co/kTg3yXG

SON OF A WHORE! - Xtina

For the love of God, Montresor!

@__JLu @kerbear88 Slightly guilty, but I have a actual thermometer so I get extra points.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet