Whoever smells like baby wipes at this station should off themselves.

Monday, January 07, 2013 08:00:11 AM from Twitter for Android

Never realized how much I missed my tablet until @MalJNew stole it to play angry birds :-)

Monday, January 07, 2013 12:10:35 AM from Twitter for Android

Mals. I'm totes allowing you to make out with Molly tonight. Duh. Not allowing. Encouraging.

Sunday, January 06, 2013 12:35:23 AM from Twitter for Android

Wrobs looks like Lumen on last season of Dexter

Sunday, January 06, 2013 12:25:13 AM from Twitter for Android

@mollycsouthern looks like sex on a stick tonight -@MalJNew

Sunday, January 06, 2013 12:20:55 AM from Twitter for Android

Yo. All my single dudes. Molly is fuckin bangin hot right now. Get it. PS - Happy birthday Molly!

Saturday, January 05, 2013 11:57:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo.if you order a plate of bacon at the bar, you're straight up baller, especially if you're a chick

Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:58:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Just drunk texted the VP of some bullshit

Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:15:49 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm a jungle brother. A true blue true blue

Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:11:11 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm gonna bang to Awolnation's Sail later. Duh

Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:00:17 PM from Twitter for Android

These whiskey gingers are going down wayyyy too smooth, you guys

Saturday, January 05, 2013 05:43:05 PM from Twitter for Android

It's not that I'm hungry. I just need something to do with my mouth...

Saturday, January 05, 2013 03:48:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Have become huge pussy at life.

Saturday, January 05, 2013 01:05:55 AM from Twitter for Android

I suck a dick at drinking

Saturday, January 05, 2013 12:31:45 AM from Twitter for Android

Shit I'm drunk. Maybe a little not to bad?

Friday, January 04, 2013 08:49:44 PM from Twitter for Android