Whoever smells like baby wipes at this station should off themselves.
Monday, January 07, 2013 08:00:11 AM from Twitter for Android
Never realized how much I missed my tablet until @MalJNew stole it to play angry birds :-)
Monday, January 07, 2013 12:10:35 AM from Twitter for Android
Mals. I'm totes allowing you to make out with Molly tonight. Duh. Not allowing. Encouraging.
Sunday, January 06, 2013 12:35:23 AM from Twitter for Android
Wrobs looks like Lumen on last season of Dexter
Sunday, January 06, 2013 12:25:13 AM from Twitter for Android
@mollycsouthern looks like sex on a stick tonight -@MalJNew
Sunday, January 06, 2013 12:20:55 AM from Twitter for Android
Yo. All my single dudes. Molly is fuckin bangin hot right now. Get it. PS - Happy birthday Molly!
Saturday, January 05, 2013 11:57:58 PM from Twitter for Android
Yo.if you order a plate of bacon at the bar, you're straight up baller, especially if you're a chick
Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:58:39 PM from Twitter for Android
Just drunk texted the VP of some bullshit
Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:15:49 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm a jungle brother. A true blue true blue
Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:11:11 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm gonna bang to Awolnation's Sail later. Duh
Saturday, January 05, 2013 10:00:17 PM from Twitter for Android
These whiskey gingers are going down wayyyy too smooth, you guys
Saturday, January 05, 2013 05:43:05 PM from Twitter for Android
It's not that I'm hungry. I just need something to do with my mouth...
Saturday, January 05, 2013 03:48:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Have become huge pussy at life.
Saturday, January 05, 2013 01:05:55 AM from Twitter for Android
I suck a dick at drinking
Saturday, January 05, 2013 12:31:45 AM from Twitter for Android
Shit I'm drunk. Maybe a little not to bad?
Friday, January 04, 2013 08:49:44 PM from Twitter for Android