"Oh Dick Clark... They should have dug him up for this" -Mikey

Monday, December 31, 2012 09:48:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Carlie Rae Jepson EWWWWWW. She's singing call me maybe like 3 octaves lower

Monday, December 31, 2012 09:38:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Fergie is all fucked up on something

Monday, December 31, 2012 09:06:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Is that puke on my jacket

Monday, December 31, 2012 04:21:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Trader Joes had a line out the door to just get in. F that noise.

Monday, December 31, 2012 02:44:57 PM from Twitter for Android

I couldn't feel my arms on the subway this morning. Only my hands. Like they were floating

Monday, December 31, 2012 12:49:45 PM from Twitter for Android

I am sucking so badly at KF right now

Monday, December 31, 2012 11:30:26 AM from Twitter for Android

Installing Steam and Killing Floor on my Work computer at 92 MBPS

Monday, December 31, 2012 09:14:16 AM from Twitter Web Client

LOVE life!!!

Sunday, December 30, 2012 07:15:25 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 it was supposed to be "wonder why" but I hit the 160 character limit so I said wonda like a ghetto. Suck it

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Sunday, December 30, 2012 06:14:16 PM from Twitter for Android

yes. I'm getting a 30 @MalJNew . not a six pack. The fuck have you gone soft?

Sunday, December 30, 2012 06:13:04 PM from Twitter for Android

OK take that back. Not drunk is probably a lie. But like. Not DRUNK sick craY

Sunday, December 30, 2012 05:57:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm about to have done this whole power hour and I'm not drunk and not about to puke. In the past week, I learned to drink better. Wonda why

Sunday, December 30, 2012 05:54:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Shit. If I start the power hour now, I'll be hammered

Sunday, December 30, 2012 04:50:44 PM from Twitter for Android

"My Godmother hooked up with the Priest at my Baptism in the apartment I now live in" -Mikey

Sunday, December 30, 2012 02:39:51 PM from Twitter for Android