Drunk tweets are best tweets
Monday, January 14, 2013 11:36:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Im not even from dirty jerz but fuck. He's a dood to cheers to. Love him or hate him. Democrat or Republican. he's so fat it doesn't matter.
Monday, January 14, 2013 11:32:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Vajay jay
Monday, January 14, 2013 11:30:45 PM from Twitter for Android
Spent my entire night cheersing to that fat fuck.
Monday, January 14, 2013 11:30:35 PM from Twitter for Android
Bah seriously though. This Haitian cabbie dude was the jolliest. Cheers to him and governor Chris Christie
Monday, January 14, 2013 11:30:02 PM from Twitter for Android
I'd be able to DDD Uus home tonight
Monday, January 14, 2013 11:28:53 PM from Twitter for Android
For ducks sake. Actual txt from me to my dude: "Jesus Daniel. She told you siiem dirt. Ya. Mighta been true. Was whatevsr"
Monday, January 14, 2013 11:23:52 PM from Twitter for Android
This isn't going to go well on the subway. Aka we might get video'd on barstool for banging
Monday, January 14, 2013 09:46:28 PM from Twitter for Android
Heavy drinking. This is exactly what I needed after a 2 hr. call with Alexey that accomplished absolutely nothing
Monday, January 14, 2013 09:07:17 PM from Twitter for Android
Do cows give birth standing up?
Monday, January 14, 2013 08:39:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Alexey is absolutely batshit right now
Monday, January 14, 2013 06:03:19 PM from Twitter Web Client
Depending upon if they decide to give me a review and make some adjustments, I may or may not have a scheduled sick day next Friday. Enjoy
Monday, January 14, 2013 03:37:41 PM from Twitter Web Client
Hannah is a gross http://t.co/hN2UieM #GetGlue @girlsHBO
Gonna try to poop before her roommate comes home and yells at me. #scaredshitlessofherroomie
Sunday, January 13, 2013 07:37:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Dem titties
Sunday, January 13, 2013 06:51:16 PM from Twitter for Android