Mind. Blown. http://t.co/gS8ZxTY
Thursday, January 31, 2013 11:25:17 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'm wearing a T-shirt, sweatpants and dress shoes. The fuck...
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 10:22:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Might shake a bitch
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 05:29:52 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm too fucking good for this place. die.
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 05:14:11 PM from Twitter Web Client
Now I have to sit here and restart servers like a fucking dickhead until some user stops abusing the API
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 01:22:19 PM from Twitter Web Client
PRO. FUCKING. TIP: IF YOUR APP HAS AN API, RATE LIMIT IT YOU CUNTS SO PARTNERS DON'T CRASH THE SYSTEM EVERY 2.5 MINUTES Fuckin amatuer hour
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 01:21:29 PM from Twitter Web Client
"BURN IT ALL DOWN AND PISS ON THE ASHES" - Xtina
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 10:54:24 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: You've Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me... Stairway Drills? http://bit.ly/Wfgsvx
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 09:45:19 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Fuck. Yes : http://t.co/jxBzWNT (PS - I'm HUGE)
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 02:52:37 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Gotta Blog More, Snitches http://t.co/vkpvngm
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 01:41:30 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Seriously though. If I were HBO, I'd make sure Girls would revolve around Marnie because she is hot and Hanna is a nasty slut
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 11:58:24 PM from Twitter for Android
My Dad is watching Girls and his comment on Lena Dunham: "this one likes to take her top off and shows off her mosquito bites"
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 11:37:37 PM from Twitter for Android
Holy shit. He wasn't BSing me: http://t.co/haJo15t
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 04:00:43 PM from Twitter Web Client
"Gabe's probably got node.js running on his RC helicopter." -Joe P.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 03:48:48 PM from Twitter Web Client
I like eating Christina's nuts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 01:36:55 PM from Twitter Web Client