Fuckin advil wore off. Hangover #2...I need water and better medicine. Like the good kind if you know what I mean

Sunday, February 03, 2013 09:36:59 AM from Twitter for Android

I poop a lot

Sunday, February 03, 2013 09:35:07 AM from Twitter for Android

IT'S SNOWING!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, February 02, 2013 10:41:32 PM from Twitter for Android

OK. She's forgiven. They explained her humor to me.

Saturday, February 02, 2013 06:26:24 PM from Twitter for Android

No ones mean to me. This is ridiculous

Saturday, February 02, 2013 06:21:36 PM from Twitter for Android

I don't know who this obnoxious fat fuck of Mikey's friend is but she can go fuck herself because she's rude

Saturday, February 02, 2013 06:21:15 PM from Twitter for Android

This movie is tight. Also, the vampire daughter might be slightly hot. Hope she's 18 http://t.co/f3gjv6g #GetGlue @HotelT

Friday, February 01, 2013 09:59:17 PM from GetGlue.com

Welp, looks like some terrorists bombed a US Embassy in Turkey. We should start a war with Turkey. #sarcasm

Friday, February 01, 2013 12:40:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm nerding out about metro.css with Xtina. METRO IS PRETTY

Friday, February 01, 2013 11:41:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

buy me nevermind on vinyl cunts

Friday, February 01, 2013 11:13:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

Wouldn't mind being this drumset so Dave can bang me http://t.co/HgoNRJy

Friday, February 01, 2013 02:15:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

"All the dust you breathe is probably centuries of billions of decomposed bodies"

Friday, February 01, 2013 12:07:51 AM from Twitter for Android

Just got mad and the string cheese. Slightly flustered tonight

Thursday, January 31, 2013 10:52:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Also @ Booker for ♥ month RT @FairfieldU Don't forget that tomorrow is Fairfield Friday. Wear red to show your Fairfield pride! #StagNation

Thursday, January 31, 2013 04:40:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Daniel keeps forgetting to give me permission to access something that he's requiring me to complete by today, even though I reminded him 3x

Thursday, January 31, 2013 01:09:56 PM from Twitter Web Client