thanks for putting the heat on 80, Metro North. Sweated out three pounds

Thursday, January 17, 2013 07:57:41 PM from Twitter for Android

i need that stuff that does that thing

Thursday, January 17, 2013 04:31:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY: http://t.co/kJ4ZzAN

Wednesday, January 16, 2013 12:11:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Lennon @MalJNew Just bought the last Foo album on vinyl. Enjoyyy

In reply to @Lennon's tweet

Wednesday, January 16, 2013 11:32:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

This RSA token is being cuntish

Wednesday, January 16, 2013 09:14:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

@kerbear88 I KNOW! They should run A/C all the time. Heat is the worst. It's not like we're not all wearing winter coats. Jeez

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Wednesday, January 16, 2013 09:12:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

suck a dick

Tuesday, January 15, 2013 09:39:47 AM from Twitter Web Client

Great. IT guy would decide to fuck around with wires under my desk after I ripped ass.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013 09:11:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @NJGovChristie: Having a great time in Florida! Hey, did NJ get some flurries or something? No time to find out details; going on Mad ...

Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:30:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Let Me Tell You How Batshit Crazy I Am, Bitches. http://bit.ly/11w2GYw

Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:26:50 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

FUCK I just broke a compact fluorescent in my room. There's mercury in that shit

Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:04:34 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @NJGovChristie: Having a great time in Florida! Hey, did NJ get some flurries or something? No time to find out details; going on Mad ...

Monday, January 14, 2013 11:46:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Crash and burn. Won't fix

Monday, January 14, 2013 11:42:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Give me a reason to care. Fuckers.

Monday, January 14, 2013 11:41:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Samuel. I'm not trying anymore cuz you fuckers have me for free son

Monday, January 14, 2013 11:39:53 PM from Twitter for Android