New blog post: A Crowd Condition? Seriously? http://t.co/WLMvBoh

Thursday, February 07, 2013 09:33:49 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: If You Name Winter Storms, You're Officially an Idiotic Organization http://bit.ly/WxTYnO

Wednesday, February 06, 2013 11:49:24 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Will all you motherfuckers let me concentrate on just one task. It's been a nonstop parade of people here.

Wednesday, February 06, 2013 10:06:49 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: The Yankees are So Fucked in 2013, It's Not Even Funny http://t.co/dVGVuTu

Wednesday, February 06, 2013 02:38:16 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

For fuck's sake. I went to resize a cloud server and took out all of our mobile apps... Fucking RackSpace Cloud

Wednesday, February 06, 2013 01:27:02 AM from Twitter Web Client

MTA: The heat on your shit box trains. Turn it the fuck off. I shouldn't be soaked sweating in February

Tuesday, February 05, 2013 07:05:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Yan Kravchenko can officially suck a huge dick and choke on it

Tuesday, February 05, 2013 05:35:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

Xtina: "Do you drink milk? So basically... You're sucking off a cow."

Tuesday, February 05, 2013 04:42:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

AHHHHHHHHH... Your mother's sandy.... Who's the dick who didn't install SQL Server Enterprise. Standard is for pussies.

Tuesday, February 05, 2013 03:21:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

Okay. You're gonna have to stop biting your lip before I bang you in public.

Tuesday, February 05, 2013 03:01:45 PM from Twitter for Android

I think the popularity of my banana phone crashed Instagram and Amazon S3

Tuesday, February 05, 2013 02:27:58 PM from Twitter for Android

@kerbear88 What'd you get?

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Tuesday, February 05, 2013 02:13:20 PM from Twitter Web Client

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring... Banana phone! @ Booker http://t.co/VO1VzEQ

Tuesday, February 05, 2013 12:03:46 PM from Instagram

Deat MTA alerts. I could give a fuck that your traintime app is down. Stop emailing me every 5 minutes and actually fix it. Wastes

Tuesday, February 05, 2013 09:51:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

Just dutch ovened myself. Wasn't terrible

Tuesday, February 05, 2013 02:06:23 AM from Twitter for Android