The 4/5/6 can eat my dick

Sunday, January 20, 2013 01:34:08 PM from Twitter for Android

You think the mother fucking MTA would rope off the fuckin areas where trains aren't running so I don't wait like a jackoff for 10 mins

Sunday, January 20, 2013 01:32:45 PM from Twitter for Android

I need to rally

Saturday, January 19, 2013 06:54:01 PM from Twitter for Android

90s dance party: La Bouche, Ace of Base, Amber, quad city DJs,

Saturday, January 19, 2013 01:40:44 PM from Twitter for Android

@Colithika uh huh. Shut up. (Remember how I always thought it was so what? Lolz)

In reply to @Colithika's tweet

Saturday, January 19, 2013 10:31:46 AM from Twitter for Android

although work ended at 6 so fucking whatever i do now is extra and doesnt count

Friday, January 18, 2013 07:12:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm also hammered. at work

Friday, January 18, 2013 07:09:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

I am listening to Ten like it's my job

Friday, January 18, 2013 07:05:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

My boss changed into a T-Shirt and BANG BANG #notgay

Friday, January 18, 2013 07:03:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

SAT IN THE VP'S CHAIR IN HIS OFFICE. felt good cunts

Friday, January 18, 2013 06:45:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

EVEN FLOWWWWWWWWWW THOUGHTS ARRIVE LIKE BUTTERFLIES

Friday, January 18, 2013 06:44:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

someone wanna queue up the lightning for tomorrow. fuckers

Friday, January 18, 2013 06:33:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

Will be blackout by 8PM. Guaranteed.

Friday, January 18, 2013 06:29:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just bitched to HR that they can suck my dick

Friday, January 18, 2013 06:26:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fucks given that QA is down: Less than 0

Friday, January 18, 2013 06:25:31 PM from Twitter Web Client