Since when did #djbj get all hood from detroit? http://t.co/fmAvizq

Thursday, January 24, 2013 11:39:22 AM from Twitter Web Client

my neck might as well be a steel beam. Someone bring drugs

Thursday, January 24, 2013 11:37:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

Just was up working on a bunch of shit so it's all done before my scheduled sick day. Got legit stuff done like a boss #blowmebookerhookers

Thursday, January 24, 2013 02:45:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: If Your Email Gets Hacked By a Virus, You're a Dumb Bitch http://t.co/kTg3yXG

Thursday, January 24, 2013 12:55:08 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

SON OF A WHORE! - Xtina

Wednesday, January 23, 2013 03:24:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

For the love of God, Montresor!

Wednesday, January 23, 2013 03:23:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu @kerbear88 Slightly guilty, but I have a actual thermometer so I get extra points.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Wednesday, January 23, 2013 11:40:06 AM from Twitter Web Client

I guess it's cold outside. http://t.co/BjwAYqp

Wednesday, January 23, 2013 07:41:05 AM from Instagram

I complain a lot.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013 01:47:25 AM from Twitter for Android

Really wish I didn't poop so much, you guys

Tuesday, January 22, 2013 09:12:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Gotta pee, sluts

Tuesday, January 22, 2013 07:49:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Joe P "Joe.. This coffee is staining my soul"

Tuesday, January 22, 2013 10:00:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

Please stop talking so loudly in Japanese. Please stop. Its too early.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013 08:08:14 AM from Twitter for Android

son of a bitch. take this turntable away from me. will spend all my money on grunge records

Monday, January 21, 2013 09:00:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

For real. How is it possible for these top heavy shitpiles to rock so violently without tipping and derailing?

Monday, January 21, 2013 06:46:18 PM from Twitter for Android