Haven't been sober since Thursday night
Saturday, January 26, 2013 03:51:28 PM from Twitter for Android
"At 6:30 let's fuck this place up" -Yuri
Saturday, January 26, 2013 02:27:59 PM from Twitter for Android
We must be over the rainbow!!
Saturday, January 26, 2013 01:47:35 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm so above you
And it's plain to see ya drunk drunken idk suck it
Thursday, January 24, 2013 11:04:04 PM from Twitter for Android
@Lennon suck it lennon
Thursday, January 24, 2013 10:08:57 PM from Twitter for Android
Awwwww. I love the gays. They're so cute and friendly
Thursday, January 24, 2013 09:48:42 PM from Twitter for Android
Like seriously Mals. Put those away before I titty fuck you at the bar
Thursday, January 24, 2013 09:18:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Bov Marley comes on at the bar and my Jamaican IT dude and I went wild
Thursday, January 24, 2013 09:00:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Nah not really he can suck my dick
Thursday, January 24, 2013 08:49:10 PM from Twitter for Android
Chief operating officer showed up a the bar as im calling out sick tomorrow. This should be interesting
Thursday, January 24, 2013 08:48:52 PM from Twitter for Android
Aniusha:"all that mother fucker does is get his dick squeezed by his bralic girlfriend"
Thursday, January 24, 2013 08:12:16 PM from Twitter for Android
Gonna get drunk and tweet like a motherfucker tonight
Thursday, January 24, 2013 08:05:00 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @UberFacts: The average person farts 14 times a day.
Thursday, January 24, 2013 07:24:19 PM from Twitter for Android
Coupla drunks in and I told our IT guy I installed steam and played Killing Floor in the office. He didn't care. #sotight
Thursday, January 24, 2013 07:24:11 PM from Twitter for Android
Tell the count if I see him on Sesame Street again, his days are numbered http://t.co/zlfpPWE
Thursday, January 24, 2013 05:49:05 PM from Twitter Web Client