Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Gio on Kwabi: "This guy's a fuckin bobblehead"

Casey: " What?! I'm not doing shots!! I have to work tomorrow!! But I will buy... No wait. I will expense your shots"

Me: "Jameson? Fuck. Can I do a pickleback because I'm a pussy?" Gio: "No" Me: "okay"

"This is such a gay bar. There's a reason its called MudFlaps" -Gio

Liz picked it. No wonder it sucks

Whoever picked this place is a fuckin asshole

Fuckin Marketing department (everyone except Molly) being a bunch of assholes not listening to anything I say when I obvi know best. Suffer

"Office internet is spotty. Like the power in India" Said this out loud in the office. Managers were not pleased with me.

Now I know why I don't use it much on the train. Thing gives me anxiety. Can't even send a few tweets. lost it 3 times trying to send this

This fucking phone drops internet like I drop shits: way too fucking much.

It's about time for this rich old lawyer dude to get a new bag. Probably had it since 1953 & it looks like its been through a meat grinder

These morons removed their branding from the app. That's like the most important thing...

Holy shit... What did foursquare do to their app? It's so different

Anyone watch the State of the Union? Neither did I #moreemptypromisescunts #notfree

SQL SERVER IS ACTING A FOOL RIGHT NOW. suck it the most,