Fuck. Yes : http://t.co/jxBzWNT (PS - I'm HUGE)
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 02:52:37 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Gotta Blog More, Snitches http://t.co/vkpvngm
Wednesday, January 30, 2013 01:41:30 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Seriously though. If I were HBO, I'd make sure Girls would revolve around Marnie because she is hot and Hanna is a nasty slut
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 11:58:24 PM from Twitter for Android
My Dad is watching Girls and his comment on Lena Dunham: "this one likes to take her top off and shows off her mosquito bites"
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 11:37:37 PM from Twitter for Android
Holy shit. He wasn't BSing me: http://t.co/haJo15t
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 04:00:43 PM from Twitter Web Client
"Gabe's probably got node.js running on his RC helicopter." -Joe P.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 03:48:48 PM from Twitter Web Client
I like eating Christina's nuts
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 01:36:55 PM from Twitter Web Client
Fucking out of it... Just told the devs I don't pay attention to our chief system architect.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 09:08:54 AM from Twitter Web Client
This just blew my mind: hg tip --template "{rev}({node|short})"
Monday, January 28, 2013 01:14:48 PM from Twitter Web Client
Alexey writes some backwards assed shit code
Monday, January 28, 2013 12:36:48 PM from Twitter Web Client
Yo Cranston, your daughter is 18, right?
Sunday, January 27, 2013 09:18:24 PM from Twitter for Android
My lungs hurt
Sunday, January 27, 2013 08:57:41 PM from Twitter for Android
The Mover, regarding Tina Fey: "Those tits are half out"
Sunday, January 27, 2013 08:28:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Get drunk and put on Banana Phone at the barrrrr. Many times. Duh
Saturday, January 26, 2013 05:54:53 PM from Twitter for Android