'Murrrrrica! Second world country. Can't even keep the power in. What the F is this District 12 of the Hunger Games?

Sunday, February 03, 2013 09:08:38 PM from Twitter for Android

George W. Bush is responsible for this power outage based on his handling of Katrina.

Sunday, February 03, 2013 08:42:19 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm watching Super Bowl XLVII (27722 others checked-in) http://t.co/ZgSkWEW #GetGlue @SuperBowl

Sunday, February 03, 2013 08:34:54 PM from GetGlue.com

Yo Jeep... Fuck a war

Sunday, February 03, 2013 08:24:50 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @DadBoner: These smokin' cocoa babes are burnin' with the heat of a thousand suns.

Sunday, February 03, 2013 08:23:17 PM from Twitter for Android

DEM black asses

Sunday, February 03, 2013 08:16:51 PM from Twitter for Android

We have boys in Afghanistan why?.......

Sunday, February 03, 2013 06:23:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin advil wore off. Hangover #2...I need water and better medicine. Like the good kind if you know what I mean

Sunday, February 03, 2013 09:36:59 AM from Twitter for Android

I poop a lot

Sunday, February 03, 2013 09:35:07 AM from Twitter for Android

IT'S SNOWING!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, February 02, 2013 10:41:32 PM from Twitter for Android

OK. She's forgiven. They explained her humor to me.

Saturday, February 02, 2013 06:26:24 PM from Twitter for Android

No ones mean to me. This is ridiculous

Saturday, February 02, 2013 06:21:36 PM from Twitter for Android

I don't know who this obnoxious fat fuck of Mikey's friend is but she can go fuck herself because she's rude

Saturday, February 02, 2013 06:21:15 PM from Twitter for Android

This movie is tight. Also, the vampire daughter might be slightly hot. Hope she's 18 http://t.co/f3gjv6g #GetGlue @HotelT

Friday, February 01, 2013 09:59:17 PM from GetGlue.com

Welp, looks like some terrorists bombed a US Embassy in Turkey. We should start a war with Turkey. #sarcasm

Friday, February 01, 2013 12:40:45 PM from Twitter Web Client