'Murrrrrica! Second world country. Can't even keep the power in. What the F is this District 12 of the Hunger Games?
Sunday, February 03, 2013 09:08:38 PM from Twitter for Android
George W. Bush is responsible for this power outage based on his handling of Katrina.
Sunday, February 03, 2013 08:42:19 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm watching Super Bowl XLVII (27722 others checked-in) http://t.co/ZgSkWEW #GetGlue @SuperBowl
Yo Jeep... Fuck a war
Sunday, February 03, 2013 08:24:50 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: These smokin' cocoa babes are burnin' with the heat of a thousand suns.
Sunday, February 03, 2013 08:23:17 PM from Twitter for Android
DEM black asses
Sunday, February 03, 2013 08:16:51 PM from Twitter for Android
We have boys in Afghanistan why?.......
Sunday, February 03, 2013 06:23:47 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuckin advil wore off. Hangover #2...I need water and better medicine. Like the good kind if you know what I mean
Sunday, February 03, 2013 09:36:59 AM from Twitter for Android
I poop a lot
Sunday, February 03, 2013 09:35:07 AM from Twitter for Android
IT'S SNOWING!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, February 02, 2013 10:41:32 PM from Twitter for Android
OK. She's forgiven. They explained her humor to me.
Saturday, February 02, 2013 06:26:24 PM from Twitter for Android
No ones mean to me. This is ridiculous
Saturday, February 02, 2013 06:21:36 PM from Twitter for Android
I don't know who this obnoxious fat fuck of Mikey's friend is but she can go fuck herself because she's rude
Saturday, February 02, 2013 06:21:15 PM from Twitter for Android
This movie is tight. Also, the vampire daughter might be slightly hot. Hope she's 18 http://t.co/f3gjv6g #GetGlue @HotelT
Welp, looks like some terrorists bombed a US Embassy in Turkey. We should start a war with Turkey. #sarcasm
Friday, February 01, 2013 12:40:45 PM from Twitter Web Client