Protip: When pissed off, blast Rage Against the Machine loudly and Enjoy
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 01:05:38 PM from Twitter Web Client
Oh man. Just got the worst look from our CEO as he walked by. Awk nod. Yep. All my fault the dev team can't get their lives together.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 09:59:01 AM from Twitter Web Client
Should just call out sick.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 07:40:38 AM from Twitter for Android
Woke up. Checked work email while still in bed. Instant bad mood / want to murder Eric. Gonna be a good day...
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 07:40:20 AM from Twitter for Android
This sums up where the fuck I work: http://t.co/vphfsPF
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 09:04:43 PM from Twitter Web Client
And the tamagotchi in my app just died. The fuck. I kept it happy and fed
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 08:59:10 PM from Twitter Web Client
How awesome is @MalJNew? Super awesome. I'm over here raging at people and grumpy and she brings me back lunch!
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 01:46:37 PM from Twitter Web Client
Fuck this place. Instant eye twitch from these bastards.
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 11:34:01 AM from Twitter Web Client
I walk into this fuckin shithole and found out that no one followed any procedures. And it's all up to me to fix. Fuckers
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 11:33:48 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'm watching #familyguy with 168 others on #GetGlue http://t.co/NwZ6CCL
@MalJNew your house is backwards
Monday, February 18, 2013 06:14:04 PM from Twitter for Android
Mal": "Oh that's an unfortunate looking child." Me: "Hey what if that was yours?" Mal: "I wouldn't photograph it" The meanest!
Monday, February 18, 2013 04:16:22 PM from Twitter for Android
Hwy bitch. Can you fuckin like... Watch your kid and have him walk next to you and not in my path. Because I will boot him
Monday, February 18, 2013 01:58:57 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: There's Three Ways of Doing Things... http://t.co/YmiYoQV
Monday, February 18, 2013 02:19:13 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog