@MalJNew Ginuwine - Pony

Sunday, February 10, 2013 08:43:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Hips McGhee over here

Sunday, February 10, 2013 08:34:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Needs a forklift

Sunday, February 10, 2013 08:21:15 PM from Twitter for Android

There's a big assed thigh going on over there, JLo

Sunday, February 10, 2013 08:20:31 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm watching The 55th Annual GRAMMY Awards (10711 others checked-in) http://t.co/Qmrz0OX #GetGlue @TheGRAMMYs

Sunday, February 10, 2013 08:15:38 PM from GetGlue.com

"Elton John looks like a negro disco ball" -Brent

Sunday, February 10, 2013 08:13:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Pass the Wii @Colithika @Waspito @SonicBlur23

Sunday, February 10, 2013 04:05:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Y'all know me as a certified ass man, but I mean... Boobs are cool too.

Sunday, February 10, 2013 01:09:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Shoveling complete. Time to play, preferably with @MalJNew and maybe @MichaelShatin if he's lucky

Saturday, February 09, 2013 02:14:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I make a mean hot chocolate #marshmallows #whippedcream #cinnamon #booker http://t.co/7kPDLb2

Friday, February 08, 2013 10:48:08 PM from Instagram

Anyone wanna have blizzard sex?

Friday, February 08, 2013 02:58:21 PM from Twitter for Android

They refuse to buy me compressed air, so I used a CO2 fire extinguisher to dust my keyboard. Got evil looks from the COO. Not evil. Awesome

Friday, February 08, 2013 11:36:06 AM from Twitter Web Client

Our account manager at RackSpace is a smokeshow

Friday, February 08, 2013 11:11:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm a crazy ass bitch

Friday, February 08, 2013 10:39:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

The most meat is stuck in my teeth right now

Thursday, February 07, 2013 11:19:42 PM from Twitter for Android