Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

it's like a vegetable garden! http://t.co/KdVFmig2pM

Is it acceptable yo so two rum picklebacks? I wasn't asking because I did them already so blow me

http://t.co/DNif59Nhrc I just unlocked the achievement: 'Popped 2500 Pous in Pou Popper' in #Pou! @PouAlien

Mikey: "I was secretly chasing him"

Mikey is having jack on the rocks. I'm having the rocks with a splash of jack. (I'm a pussy assed drinker)

"These aren't even normal Jack and Cokes. These are Jacqueline and Cokes" Mikey (suck it @MalJNew for tweeting this before me I Called dibs)

@MalJNew gigglypot

Garden State! Cheers to Chris Christie

My tweets from last night were something. I'm a cray.

Mikey "I'm doing a strongman competition at CitiField. Now... I'm not strong and I'm hardly a man..."

There's carrot bits all over my mouth. I'm not even speaking a sentence

Jesus Christ. I was mid sentence and all of a sudden I forgot my whole story

Before I start plaiiii-in I'm gonna finish this whole sandwich! ... I'll finish it laiiituh yaiiiiiyyyyy

"I feel like I have a flipper" "You. Are. A. Ruh. Tard."

What the fuck. Is this shit? http://t.co/QMj836SeKD