Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Fuckin hicks: http://t.co/c8IxL0w3VE I didn't know they had internet in West Virginia.

Fuckin @newrelic... Took me fuckin 2 hours to get our .NET ,onitoring back up

This gentleman is bitching on the phone about his review and he wouldn't stay even if they offered him 400k

Jesus Christ.I feel like I'm back at Eastchester High School with this #jazzco

I'm watching The Oscars (23300 others checked-in) http://t.co/MMKX6PG4XJ #GetGlue @TheAcademy

Lol everyone thinks I looks Jewish. I mean yes. I know my hair curls. Also, wanna check my penis?

Seth MacFarlane can talk like Brian to Mal and Jennifer Lawrence can shoot arrows at me (and miss on purpose) and it would be the hottest.

I made a deal. Mal can bang Seth MacFarlane if I can bang Jennifer Lawrence. He can talk Brian to her and shit

Yeah. I ate three of them. I'll be dumb ash shit in an hour

I don't even think you understand how hot Mal is right now

*Seth not set. For fucks sake I'm a little fucked up

I love how set MacFarlane doesn't give a fuck.

If you wouldn't bang Halle Berry, you are asexual

But I mean. Beer washes that shit down so well

WARNING. Don't eat that if you're not into that kind of thing. #frankie http://t.co/O7gvOdFIOM