Could've crawled backwards on a bed of nails with a ball and chain faster than the 4/5 this morning

Tuesday, February 12, 2013 09:09:52 AM from Twitter for Android

Saw WAY too much of Lena Dunham in yesterdays episode of Girls. Enough. Yous nasty

Monday, February 11, 2013 11:54:58 PM from Twitter for Android

jquery load() - suck a dick. Why am I a slow at JavaScript?

Monday, February 11, 2013 08:37:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

Welp, looks like the frontend guys started drinking

Monday, February 11, 2013 04:47:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

Gio: "I did Windows Update for the first time since like, 1987"

Monday, February 11, 2013 03:46:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Anyone remember "golgi bodies" in science? Those cell organelle things? Yeah. Their name sounds cool.

Sunday, February 10, 2013 11:39:31 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew 🚭

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Sunday, February 10, 2013 11:34:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin a. Look at him. Like he's hot. And awesome

Sunday, February 10, 2013 09:20:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Omg Dave Mothefuckin Grohl. Bang

Sunday, February 10, 2013 09:20:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Derick: "Wezz coast rap is ass. Ah like Nas, Moss Def, Slick Rick"

Sunday, February 10, 2013 09:17:41 PM from Twitter for Android

That's bullshit. What about all my crackers from Gun Hill Rd... Place is hood as fuck.

Sunday, February 10, 2013 09:14:47 PM from Twitter for Android

So let me guess... You're not allowed to be white and win "Best Urban Contemporary"

Sunday, February 10, 2013 09:13:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Omg Justin Timberlake. I gonna cum

Sunday, February 10, 2013 09:05:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Shit Brent. Rosemary buttermilk garlic biscuits

Sunday, February 10, 2013 09:03:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Lena Dunham: ya might be talented or something but ya still gross... #stopshowingyourtitsongirls

Sunday, February 10, 2013 08:54:08 PM from Twitter for Android