Could've crawled backwards on a bed of nails with a ball and chain faster than the 4/5 this morning
Tuesday, February 12, 2013 09:09:52 AM from Twitter for Android
Saw WAY too much of Lena Dunham in yesterdays episode of Girls. Enough. Yous nasty
Monday, February 11, 2013 11:54:58 PM from Twitter for Android
jquery load() - suck a dick. Why am I a slow at JavaScript?
Monday, February 11, 2013 08:37:15 PM from Twitter Web Client
Welp, looks like the frontend guys started drinking
Monday, February 11, 2013 04:47:24 PM from Twitter Web Client
Gio: "I did Windows Update for the first time since like, 1987"
Monday, February 11, 2013 03:46:33 PM from Twitter Web Client
Anyone remember "golgi bodies" in science? Those cell organelle things? Yeah. Their name sounds cool.
Sunday, February 10, 2013 11:39:31 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuckin a. Look at him. Like he's hot. And awesome
Sunday, February 10, 2013 09:20:44 PM from Twitter for Android
Omg Dave Mothefuckin Grohl. Bang
Sunday, February 10, 2013 09:20:08 PM from Twitter for Android
Derick: "Wezz coast rap is ass. Ah like Nas, Moss Def, Slick Rick"
Sunday, February 10, 2013 09:17:41 PM from Twitter for Android
That's bullshit. What about all my crackers from Gun Hill Rd... Place is hood as fuck.
Sunday, February 10, 2013 09:14:47 PM from Twitter for Android
So let me guess... You're not allowed to be white and win "Best Urban Contemporary"
Sunday, February 10, 2013 09:13:19 PM from Twitter for Android
Omg Justin Timberlake. I gonna cum
Sunday, February 10, 2013 09:05:19 PM from Twitter for Android
Shit Brent. Rosemary buttermilk garlic biscuits
Sunday, February 10, 2013 09:03:28 PM from Twitter for Android
Lena Dunham: ya might be talented or something but ya still gross... #stopshowingyourtitsongirls
Sunday, February 10, 2013 08:54:08 PM from Twitter for Android