Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

My tamagotchi shits a lot (like it's owner)

Fuckin Gmail. When I click Save on the Settings page, do NOT redirect me to my inbox. What if I want to change more settings? Asshats

Rhianna has some forehead. I can project a movie on that shit

Xtina: "My fist. Your face"

Fuck the California office and the Harlem Shake. It's old bro. They dont do jack shit out there. Shawn is also a smug bitch.

Posting to my twitter from our test server in our booking app, cunts.

Good guy conductor: found error in a dude's ticket. Gave him three free rides. Barry is my boy

New blog post: Twitter App Updated http://t.co/YQbQMzcpsT

Drives me absolutely BATSHIT in Gmail that it includes your signature on replies/forwards. It should be hidden there!

@kerbear88 the only thing the White Plains train station is good for is waking up drunk after missing your stop. It's also mad confusing

Just broke the trivia machine at the bar. Looks like I somehow crashed CentOS. It is now in a bootloop http://t.co/fpWz48jMMx

Probably going to quit drinking until this wedding so I can fit into my suit because I'm a porker / I don't want to spend money on a new one

Ya gotta put those things away. For real. I am being distracted. #boobies

Chest out. Be proud.

@MalJNew Be proud