"I fucked ya teeth last night. Deal with it."
Thursday, February 07, 2013 11:03:16 PM from Twitter for Android
"NO! You don't claim an underground gambling ring on your W2!!!!!"
Thursday, February 07, 2013 10:49:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Xtina: "who needs a build bot when we have joe?"
Thursday, February 07, 2013 06:46:12 PM from Twitter Web Client
'bout fuckin time we're about to get some snow up in this bitch
Thursday, February 07, 2013 05:10:37 PM from Twitter Web Client
I just reached Level 3 of the "Flame Broiled" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 10 different burger joints! http://4sq.com/YWUMXQ
Also, twats
Thursday, February 07, 2013 12:50:38 PM from Twitter for Android
I accidentally the database
Thursday, February 07, 2013 09:46:45 AM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: A Crowd Condition? Seriously? http://t.co/WLMvBoh
Thursday, February 07, 2013 09:33:49 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: If You Name Winter Storms, You're Officially an Idiotic Organization http://bit.ly/WxTYnO
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 11:49:24 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Will all you motherfuckers let me concentrate on just one task. It's been a nonstop parade of people here.
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 10:06:49 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: The Yankees are So Fucked in 2013, It's Not Even Funny http://t.co/dVGVuTu
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 02:38:16 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
For fuck's sake. I went to resize a cloud server and took out all of our mobile apps... Fucking RackSpace Cloud
Wednesday, February 06, 2013 01:27:02 AM from Twitter Web Client
MTA: The heat on your shit box trains. Turn it the fuck off. I shouldn't be soaked sweating in February
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 07:05:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Yan Kravchenko can officially suck a huge dick and choke on it
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 05:35:48 PM from Twitter Web Client
Xtina: "Do you drink milk? So basically... You're sucking off a cow."
Tuesday, February 05, 2013 04:42:09 PM from Twitter Web Client