"Gio. I can't tell you how many times I got laid at a gay bar." -Mal

Thursday, February 14, 2013 12:14:05 AM from Twitter for Android

My crew http://t.co/kd8WeqJ

Wednesday, February 13, 2013 11:30:54 PM from Instagram

Whale vagina

Wednesday, February 13, 2013 11:25:26 PM from Twitter for Android

JP Gio Mal Joe. Wrecking crew

Wednesday, February 13, 2013 11:20:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Gio: "Within a yeah she went from... She's hot. To.. she's hot for 49 something."

Wednesday, February 13, 2013 10:31:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Allegedly.... They're banging

Wednesday, February 13, 2013 10:27:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Pro tip: When you stand in a group of 4 people. Don't rip ass.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013 10:26:02 PM from Twitter for Android

Gio on Kwabi: "This guy's a fuckin bobblehead"

Wednesday, February 13, 2013 09:43:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Casey: " What?! I'm not doing shots!! I have to work tomorrow!! But I will buy... No wait. I will expense your shots"

Wednesday, February 13, 2013 09:21:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Me: "Jameson? Fuck. Can I do a pickleback because I'm a pussy?" Gio: "No" Me: "okay"

Wednesday, February 13, 2013 09:11:25 PM from Twitter for Android

"This is such a gay bar. There's a reason its called MudFlaps" -Gio

Wednesday, February 13, 2013 09:09:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Liz picked it. No wonder it sucks

Wednesday, February 13, 2013 07:03:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Whoever picked this place is a fuckin asshole

Wednesday, February 13, 2013 06:59:42 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin Marketing department (everyone except Molly) being a bunch of assholes not listening to anything I say when I obvi know best. Suffer

Wednesday, February 13, 2013 03:22:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Office internet is spotty. Like the power in India" Said this out loud in the office. Managers were not pleased with me.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013 11:09:15 AM from Twitter for Android