No working during drinking hours. http://t.co/F4VZhqNrC1

Wednesday, March 06, 2013 07:12:36 PM from Instagram

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. A C02 tank just exploded in the office.

Wednesday, March 06, 2013 03:17:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

Get a load of this fuckin amateur hour train operator who drove past the fucking platform

Wednesday, March 06, 2013 01:46:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Why the fuck am I still awake

Wednesday, March 06, 2013 03:35:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

They raised my fare 10%. The can suck it the most.

Wednesday, March 06, 2013 01:25:03 AM from Twitter for Android

Welp. Almost got crushed by a train door BC I ddibt realize it was my stop. Conductor screamed at me. I told him to eatadick.info

Wednesday, March 06, 2013 01:24:37 AM from Twitter for Android

Pockets and the entire marketing dept except Molly can suck it the most

Wednesday, March 06, 2013 12:39:05 AM from Twitter for Android

Gave out outdated fucking old branded business cards because fucking pockets in my hood assed marketing dept is too Jew to give new ones out

Wednesday, March 06, 2013 12:38:18 AM from Twitter for Android

@kerbear88 @ky9 fucking FUSA dropping the ball again with no name assed concerts. Mirror > FUSA. (Well the Mirror we ran. New mirror sucks.)

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Wednesday, March 06, 2013 12:38:10 AM from Twitter for Android

HERP DERP: "Any downtime on production is bad" -Jeans. Ya think?

Tuesday, March 05, 2013 11:45:32 AM from Twitter for Android

My phone internet can http://t.co/FRIIuXuBNJ

Tuesday, March 05, 2013 08:09:52 AM from Twitter for Android

Gotta stop reading work emails when I get up because I want to fucking murder the entire infrastructure team. Except Kevin. He's coo

Tuesday, March 05, 2013 08:05:40 AM from Twitter for Android

O.M.G. This meteor MUST hit mars: http://t.co/v6e4ZkhcaQ

Tuesday, March 05, 2013 12:47:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Lennon @MalJNew Lennon, don't demo the API. That shit crashes every 38 fucking seconds.

In reply to @Lennon's tweet

Monday, March 04, 2013 11:24:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

This water shit fills you up. Maybe I should do this instead of stuffing my fat face.

Monday, March 04, 2013 05:35:28 PM from Twitter Web Client