Okay.. This dude is like drying his balls on the hand dryer in this bathroom. The fuck...

Friday, February 15, 2013 11:17:38 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm homosexual for 90s rock. Like even songs I don't recognize sound amazeballs

Friday, February 15, 2013 10:53:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Aeroplanes on. Reminds me of Roland's band back in college. Shit.

Friday, February 15, 2013 10:42:09 PM from Twitter for Android

SHIT they put on Sirius/XM Lithium? Fuckin 90s jams. RATM and fuckin Nirvana. shit

Friday, February 15, 2013 10:00:24 PM from Twitter for Android

WHY GO HOME?

Friday, February 15, 2013 09:37:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin... The offspring is on here bitches #90s

Friday, February 15, 2013 09:15:01 PM from Twitter for Android

"This coaster smells like vagina" -@MalJNew

Friday, February 15, 2013 09:08:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Just sniffed in my nose to clear it and swallowed a booger you guys. Nasty

Friday, February 15, 2013 08:24:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Joel just gave me the BEST nickname ever: Broseph Cebroli #yolo

Friday, February 15, 2013 07:22:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Helloooo New York! http://t.co/BXAN13A

Friday, February 15, 2013 03:40:53 PM from Instagram

@kerbear88 @__JLu I didn't hear about it

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Friday, February 15, 2013 11:24:04 AM from Twitter for Android

IDK wtf is going in but someone might actually be jacking off in the work shitter. That sound... Ew

Friday, February 15, 2013 09:53:55 AM from Twitter for Android

Cool foursquare app: https://t.co/HD4CWyd @__JLu @MalJNew

Thursday, February 14, 2013 01:54:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

showed up to work outside of my mind. Hughlon came over for some tasks and I couldn't function. jeez...

Thursday, February 14, 2013 01:22:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

Where the fuck is my dev team? And I was the one out being cray last night. Why am I the only one here?

Thursday, February 14, 2013 09:10:43 AM from Twitter Web Client