Drives me absolutely BATSHIT in Gmail that it includes your signature on replies/forwards. It should be hidden there!
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 10:24:37 PM from Twitter Web Client
@kerbear88 the only thing the White Plains train station is good for is waking up drunk after missing your stop. It's also mad confusing
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 09:29:45 PM from Twitter for Android
Just broke the trivia machine at the bar. Looks like I somehow crashed CentOS. It is now in a bootloop http://t.co/fpWz48jMMx
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 07:43:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Probably going to quit drinking until this wedding so I can fit into my suit because I'm a porker / I don't want to spend money on a new one
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 03:43:02 PM from Twitter Web Client
Ya gotta put those things away. For real. I am being distracted. #boobies
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 03:28:49 PM from Twitter Web Client
Chest out. Be proud.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 02:05:30 PM from Twitter for Android
Protip: When pissed off, blast Rage Against the Machine loudly and Enjoy
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 01:05:38 PM from Twitter Web Client
Oh man. Just got the worst look from our CEO as he walked by. Awk nod. Yep. All my fault the dev team can't get their lives together.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 09:59:01 AM from Twitter Web Client
Should just call out sick.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 07:40:38 AM from Twitter for Android
Woke up. Checked work email while still in bed. Instant bad mood / want to murder Eric. Gonna be a good day...
Wednesday, February 20, 2013 07:40:20 AM from Twitter for Android
This sums up where the fuck I work: http://t.co/vphfsPF
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 09:04:43 PM from Twitter Web Client
And the tamagotchi in my app just died. The fuck. I kept it happy and fed
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 08:59:10 PM from Twitter Web Client
How awesome is @MalJNew? Super awesome. I'm over here raging at people and grumpy and she brings me back lunch!
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 01:46:37 PM from Twitter Web Client
Fuck this place. Instant eye twitch from these bastards.
Tuesday, February 19, 2013 11:34:01 AM from Twitter Web Client