The Mover: "She's got an ass, size no more"

Sunday, March 10, 2013 12:59:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Millionth time watching this. http://t.co/qgfyy5LQ3f #GetGlue #Casino

Saturday, March 09, 2013 09:53:48 PM from GetGlue.com

Fuckin shepherds pie, pot roast doritos and beef sticks. Nom

Saturday, March 09, 2013 09:42:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Nacho Slim Jims are fucking bossssss

Saturday, March 09, 2013 09:40:44 PM from Twitter for Android

"Hughlon gave me back door access" Wait. That sounds so gay.

Saturday, March 09, 2013 05:27:40 PM from Twitter for Android

CBS FM is absolutely killing it right now

Saturday, March 09, 2013 04:49:33 PM from Twitter for Android

maljnew The most Irish @ Cronin & Phelan's http://t.co/FhbnVaeauU

Saturday, March 09, 2013 03:48:26 PM from Instagram

That's rude. How do you have an ice cream truck playing Mr. Softee that is not branded as Mr. Softer?

Saturday, March 09, 2013 03:26:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Sounds like there's a woodpecker in that Mac

Saturday, March 09, 2013 02:06:30 AM from Twitter for Android

How the fuck did the lighter get in my pants?

Saturday, March 09, 2013 02:02:22 AM from Twitter for Android

Just fixed a tech support case in about 5 minutes that out idiotic tech support reps didn't look at for 2 weeks. Fuckin slackers.

Friday, March 08, 2013 09:31:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Mal just said "ah" instead of I. Talking real hood. and she has a black ass. So legit.

Friday, March 08, 2013 08:17:28 PM from Twitter for Android

It must be easier to piss out a little rock than to drop a 9 pound human out of your box.

Friday, March 08, 2013 08:11:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Tun Tun. Stop scheduling meetings with me. I don't give a fuck about your scripts.

Friday, March 08, 2013 04:57:49 PM from Twitter for Android

These new radio firmwares for my phone are slightly better. I can now tweet from the work shitter without dropping Internets

Friday, March 08, 2013 04:54:01 PM from Twitter for Android