The Mover: "She's got an ass, size no more"
Millionth time watching this. http://t.co/qgfyy5LQ3f #GetGlue #Casino
Fuckin shepherds pie, pot roast doritos and beef sticks. Nom
Saturday, March 09, 2013 09:42:16 PM from Twitter for Android
Nacho Slim Jims are fucking bossssss
Saturday, March 09, 2013 09:40:44 PM from Twitter for Android
"Hughlon gave me back door access" Wait. That sounds so gay.
Saturday, March 09, 2013 05:27:40 PM from Twitter for Android
CBS FM is absolutely killing it right now
Saturday, March 09, 2013 04:49:33 PM from Twitter for Android
maljnew The most Irish @ Cronin & Phelan's http://t.co/FhbnVaeauU
That's rude. How do you have an ice cream truck playing Mr. Softee that is not branded as Mr. Softer?
Saturday, March 09, 2013 03:26:07 PM from Twitter for Android
Sounds like there's a woodpecker in that Mac
Saturday, March 09, 2013 02:06:30 AM from Twitter for Android
How the fuck did the lighter get in my pants?
Saturday, March 09, 2013 02:02:22 AM from Twitter for Android
Just fixed a tech support case in about 5 minutes that out idiotic tech support reps didn't look at for 2 weeks. Fuckin slackers.
Mal just said "ah" instead of I. Talking real hood. and she has a black ass. So legit.
It must be easier to piss out a little rock than to drop a 9 pound human out of your box.
Tun Tun. Stop scheduling meetings with me. I don't give a fuck about your scripts.
These new radio firmwares for my phone are slightly better. I can now tweet from the work shitter without dropping Internets