Tried my suit on again and it fit better. One week of starving myself and it'll be all good.

Monday, March 11, 2013 09:52:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Has Brian Cashman Lost His Fucking Mind? http://bit.ly/16nd5qk

Monday, March 11, 2013 07:59:13 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

In case you haven't noticed, I'm foul today bastards

Monday, March 11, 2013 06:41:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Just yelled at a fuckin cop for standing there like an asshole in my way while I was trying to get my train

Monday, March 11, 2013 06:40:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Nice to know that the fucking script I've been working on all day only works locally and not on the build server. #fuckoffbastards

Monday, March 11, 2013 05:55:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

Trying to connect to a linux server from SSH within windows using a batch file and VBS because your CI is buggy can http://t.co/xAuvFaUvqo

Monday, March 11, 2013 04:22:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

MTA ALERTS: I don't give a flying fuck that the escalators in Grand Central North are out of service, cunt muscle. Stop emailing me 46 times

Monday, March 11, 2013 04:05:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just passed by & saw CNBC on TV in my office and they were ripping the Foursquare CEO a new asshole because he has no idea how to monetize.

Monday, March 11, 2013 11:34:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

4 and 5 trains: Stop sending me email alerts you bastards. I know you break down nonstop but look at tall the fucks I don't give

Monday, March 11, 2013 11:12:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

Need to ✈ somewhere far away from Booker for a week to chill

Monday, March 11, 2013 10:08:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

TIL MSFT licensing is fucking bullshit. Besides your Win OS licensing, you need per user licenses to access a server? http://t.co/6848Xhb8V4

Monday, March 11, 2013 09:56:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

And by starving myself, I mean pounds of greens and meat. Carbs can suck it (except for Paddys day where I will drink my food)

Monday, March 11, 2013 09:53:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

Gabe shut the fuck up. It's too early for your pie hole

Monday, March 11, 2013 09:16:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

I absolutely must have IBS

Monday, March 11, 2013 12:22:22 AM from Twitter for Android

My grandma just made me peppers and eggs to bring to lunch tomorrow!

Sunday, March 10, 2013 10:36:28 PM from Twitter for Android