Yeah. I ate three of them. I'll be dumb ash shit in an hour

Sunday, February 24, 2013 08:52:44 PM from Twitter for Android

I don't even think you understand how hot Mal is right now

Sunday, February 24, 2013 08:47:11 PM from Twitter for Android

*Seth not set. For fucks sake I'm a little fucked up

Sunday, February 24, 2013 08:40:04 PM from Twitter for Android

I love how set MacFarlane doesn't give a fuck.

Sunday, February 24, 2013 08:39:16 PM from Twitter for Android

If you wouldn't bang Halle Berry, you are asexual

Sunday, February 24, 2013 08:04:49 PM from Twitter for Android

But I mean. Beer washes that shit down so well

Sunday, February 24, 2013 08:01:18 PM from Twitter for Android

WARNING. Don't eat that if you're not into that kind of thing. #frankie http://t.co/O7gvOdFIOM

Sunday, February 24, 2013 07:45:10 PM from Twitter for Android

it's like a vegetable garden! http://t.co/KdVFmig2pM

Sunday, February 24, 2013 07:32:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Is it acceptable yo so two rum picklebacks? I wasn't asking because I did them already so blow me

Sunday, February 24, 2013 06:49:14 PM from Twitter for Android

http://t.co/DNif59Nhrc I just unlocked the achievement: 'Popped 2500 Pous in Pou Popper' in #Pou! @PouAlien

Sunday, February 24, 2013 05:20:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Mikey: "I was secretly chasing him"

Sunday, February 24, 2013 02:10:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Mikey is having jack on the rocks. I'm having the rocks with a splash of jack. (I'm a pussy assed drinker)

Saturday, February 23, 2013 06:59:32 PM from Twitter for Android

"These aren't even normal Jack and Cokes. These are Jacqueline and Cokes" Mikey (suck it @MalJNew for tweeting this before me I Called dibs)

Saturday, February 23, 2013 06:10:21 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew gigglypot

Saturday, February 23, 2013 03:29:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Garden State! Cheers to Chris Christie

Saturday, February 23, 2013 11:24:06 AM from Twitter for Android