Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Fixed all of the bad dates and times over on http://t.co/J5RGCCm6QN!

"Finding a good bad name is the hardest thing ever. I mean, Foo Fighters is the stupidest fuckin name ever." -DAVE

I would bang Dave Grohl so badly

OMG DAVE GROHL LIVE AT SXSW: http://t.co/6vZED7lt9J Thanks for the link @Lennon

It looks like I legit perioded out of my ass into the toilet. TMI? Nah son, ate mad beets yesterday.

How I feel after getting home from work: http://t.co/Yn0mtkGW2H

@maljnew after some wine: "What is he, a Norwanian?"

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Fucking joke. Nice to know our system crashes because our custom error handler threw an exception. Yo dawg. I heard you like errors.

Ma. Fucking don't call me at work and talk about stupid bullshit. I'm concentrating on this script. I already crashed production yesterday.

Lol. There's a new Pope

I have this problem with devs RT @H9RBSjs I would tell you how much your code sucks but your code is pretty much doing that all on its own.

Megan Conte you dumbass. If you want to collect donations for a suprrise, don't mail a distro list including the person you're surprising.

K smells like old man sweaty balls (not that I know what that smells like)

Lol no idea how I'm getting to work. All trains are fucked. Got out and started walking. Yeah exercise!