I am the absolute gassiest right now
My mouth is drier than TK's vagina right now
St paddy's 2013! http://t.co/NCFHBKeXtE
"As creepy as it sounds, my grandpas let's are so hot"
Saturday, March 16, 2013 11:10:28 PM from Twitter for Android
@kellyomealia @kerbear88 @scoopANDslam you bitches still out?
Saturday, March 16, 2013 08:29:51 PM from Twitter for Android
So basically I just learned that if a chick is biting her lip she's actually thinking how hard he wants to fuck you
Saturday, March 16, 2013 02:41:23 PM from Twitter for Android
Pandora spelled paddy's patty's wtf
Saturday, March 16, 2013 02:30:46 PM from Twitter for Android
So I was browsing through Facebook and wanted to like some status and realized I've already liked it yesterday. Didnt know. Was so out of it
Saturday, March 16, 2013 01:13:11 PM from Twitter Web Client
Just got drunk and bought http://t.co/F1XMkskXkV
Saturday, March 16, 2013 12:48:51 PM from Twitter Web Client
Its almost 11 and we don't have any Jameson in us. This is a problem
Saturday, March 16, 2013 10:49:09 AM from Twitter for Android
I just ousted Peter S. as the mayor of Jannah Charcoal & Grill on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9Ux2Zn
I don't judge by I mean.. Shit
@Lennon so turn him straight duh.
"Tad drunk, still at work and Natalia wanted to know if we wanted to have a sausage party"