Sounds like there's a woodpecker in that Mac
Saturday, March 09, 2013 02:06:30 AM from Twitter for Android
How the fuck did the lighter get in my pants?
Saturday, March 09, 2013 02:02:22 AM from Twitter for Android
Just fixed a tech support case in about 5 minutes that out idiotic tech support reps didn't look at for 2 weeks. Fuckin slackers.
Mal just said "ah" instead of I. Talking real hood. and she has a black ass. So legit.
It must be easier to piss out a little rock than to drop a 9 pound human out of your box.
Tun Tun. Stop scheduling meetings with me. I don't give a fuck about your scripts.
These new radio firmwares for my phone are slightly better. I can now tweet from the work shitter without dropping Internets
RT @DadBoner: If you think Kate Upton is "fat," then we're not friends anymore. Why? 'Cause you suck and you're stupid and you hate Amer ...
Just played the illest ping pong game with Hughlon. Turned into LOBBY PONG. Where we were spiking ping pong balls across the lobby. SICK
Haven't been good lately about tweeting (except when im like out of my mind). Gonna try to be my old ridiculous assed self again
Boss man said I wasn't allowed to drink/have liquid when doing the RAM swap later on the DB server, but he said anything else was fair game
Sluts are always interested in taken dudes. It's how life goes.
BULLSHIT RT @UberFacts Men are more interested in dating women who are taken while women are more likely to respect a man’s relationship.
Random observation is that Polina's tits are way too big for her stick body.
Jesus fucking Christ, James. Go take a mother fucking English class. We hire these stupid fucks? http://t.co/G85KbD0vpF