Halooooo
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 08:40:08 PM from Twitter for Android
Tess straight up looks 18 years old today. And that's a compliment
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 04:31:16 PM from Twitter Web Client
Thank you.... Sluggers. Thank you Frick. Thank you Frack
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 08:22:12 AM from Twitter for Android
Was nice and held a door for someone. Didn't thank me. Was still behind me at a second door. Made sure it slammed in her face.
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 08:07:11 AM from Twitter for Android
Welp, passed out at 9:30 for the first time since like 3rd grade....
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 04:20:08 AM from Twitter for Android
Alexey on protein shakes: "They all eat this powdered shit"
Alexey, on a good workout: "You pour some liquor in a glass and repeat"
I will bang Dave Grohl: http://t.co/uIcFfsQ1vs
Two things. Not sure if the conductor checked my ticket and.. Shit I forgot
JOE! You are picking at your elbow through your ripped shirt. You're a CRAY!!! -@MalJNew
♪ Payback's a motherfuckin bitch but I won't stress and I won't switch ♪
10 hours before rollout, our Director of software engineering wanted to know if there was a release tonight. For fuck's sake.
This Pete Ellis 80s used car commercial is cracking me the fuck up: http://t.co/NWWaOdAUSf
Never use half assed shipping (FedEx SmartPost). If you're not there, they hand your shit off to USPS after one try and you have to pick up